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Offline enigma

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #975 on: January 18, 2026, 07:15:37 PM »
I bet Nantes can't believe their luck

Offline Tony Daleys Shorts

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #976 on: January 18, 2026, 07:19:04 PM »
He’s so poor it’s frightening.

Offline Ads

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #977 on: January 18, 2026, 07:19:22 PM »
Cancel his contract. Probably the worst player I have ever seen play for us in 30 odd years. Even that tennis player had more to offer. Fucking horrendous excuse for a footballer.

Online KRS

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #978 on: January 18, 2026, 07:19:36 PM »
Absolutely shite. What a piss poor waste of our limited resources. Contributes and creates nothing…what is the actual point of him?! Genuinely looks like a competition winner. Fuck him off and recoup whatever we can for this fraud.

Offline Rigadon

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #979 on: January 18, 2026, 07:20:16 PM »
Utterly shite. Don’t play him again please. That time Joe went past him as if there was no one there… he is beyond shit. 

Online frank black

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #980 on: January 18, 2026, 07:21:08 PM »
It wasn’t one of his worst performances

Offline Ads

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #981 on: January 18, 2026, 07:25:11 PM »
We have to move him out this month.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #982 on: January 18, 2026, 07:26:35 PM »
To date, pound for pound, he’s one of the worst value signings we’ve made ever.

Online caster troy

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #983 on: January 18, 2026, 07:28:00 PM »
I’d pay Beşiktaş extra to take Guessand. You could tell all belief disappeared when we were forced to bring him on. Give those new kids a go, they can’t possibly be worse.

I know all teams sign duds but where would we be if we hadn’t wasted our summer signings on this guy and Elliot.

Offline Pat McMahon

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #984 on: January 18, 2026, 07:29:38 PM »
Desperate for him to do well but I see little promise so far other than some solid defensive work in from of Cash when seeing a few games out.

A mate of mine e was telling me he knows a bloke who works in the Spurs coaching set up. Apparently they were looking at him for a while but on closer inspection decided he was very poor and “ couldn’t trap a bag of cement.”  Not sure if that was the Spurs assessment or my mate’s.

Offline Chip Butty 111

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #985 on: January 18, 2026, 07:30:14 PM »
Cancel his contract. Probably the worst player I have ever seen play for us in 30 odd years. Even that tennis player had more to offer. Fucking horrendous excuse for a footballer.
I've been saying this for weeks, the guy is an absolute turkey and will probably end up there. The sooner the better tbh. Doesn't look like a sportsman of any kind, let alone a professional footballer. We have been had over for £30M more worryingly.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #986 on: January 18, 2026, 07:30:41 PM »
Biggest waste of £30m in history

Online eye digress

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #987 on: January 18, 2026, 07:45:09 PM »
It wasn’t one of his worst performances
The understatement made me laugh.

Two odd things about him (and on the surface, I agree with the overall lost puppy vibe): (i) that coaches seem to see more in/rely more on him than fans (thinking Unai, CI coach, etc.), and (ii) notwithstanding the lost puppy vibe, he still managed to be involved in at least 3 high quality moments tonight (run and weak shot, header off the bar, very smart reverse pass to create a good shooting chance for Rogers).


Offline aj2k77

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #988 on: January 18, 2026, 07:45:56 PM »
Can't they redo the AFCON so he can fuck off for another month.

Offline Bent Neilsens Screamer

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #989 on: January 18, 2026, 07:56:16 PM »
I bet Nantes can't believe their luck

They would have been very lucky to get £30m as he was playing for Nice at the time!! 😉

 


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