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Author Topic: Evann Guessand  (Read 44808 times)

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #585 on: Today at 08:31:37 AM »
We're starting to become what we slate Arsenal and Tottenham fans for being.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #586 on: Today at 08:32:03 AM »
We're starting to become what we slate Arsenal and Tottenham fans for being.

Cockney scum?

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #587 on: Today at 08:39:19 AM »
Well some of you might think I'm telling a Cherry, but I don't think he's Dot Cotton.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #588 on: Today at 09:12:53 AM »
He’s awful, him and Sancho have actually made us worse out wide. Terrible summer transfer window IMO

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #589 on: Today at 09:45:15 AM »
Do we want to be a top 6 team? He isn't a top 6 player, nowhere near. It's not hard to see why we are struggling to score goals or create chances when we have a wide attacker who isn't capable of offering any threat.

You're just making excuses up for him. He's pants, and we've had ours pulled down. There's no masterstroke or tactical genius going on, he's just very very limited and we need an attacking player in an attacking position who can threaten the opposition.

You're right, he's my son, and this is clouding my judgement. The fact that he stole your wife is, you have to admit, clouding yours too though.

Your Son is shit at football but works hard. He'd make a good hod carrier. You guided him down the wrong path in life.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #590 on: Today at 09:48:07 AM »
Far too slow.

In the head rather than running, and seems to play with blinkers on and can't see people in his peripheral vision.

He's shite, we'll be no doubt sending him on a series of loans going forward.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #591 on: Today at 09:49:35 AM »
if he'd come in for £5mil then I could understand it - not seen muuc, if anything so far to suggest he's worth £30mil - still time to adapt and get more from him obviously.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #592 on: Today at 09:50:22 AM »
I dunno, people slate Emery for not putting players in the moment we’ve signed them, but the one time he does the player gets slated for not being good enough - when in reality he’s just moved to a new country and playing in a more physically demanding league so it’s not overly surprising that he might not be in the form of his life.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #593 on: Today at 09:53:00 AM »
I dunno, people slate Emery for not putting players in the moment we’ve signed them, but the one time he does the player gets slated for not being good enough - when in reality he’s just moved to a new country and playing in a more physically demanding league so it’s not overly surprising that he might not be in the form of his life.
so far - the evidence is that he doesn't appear good enough - like I said above, still plenty of time. But, fair play to Emery for chucking him in.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #594 on: Today at 09:53:27 AM »
It's not just the newness, some players struggle but you can see signs of life, this lad just looks like he's out of his depth entirely.

Even the goal he scored might be the least convincing I've ever seen.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #595 on: Today at 09:54:15 AM »
Sancho and Elliot must train appallingly if he's getting the nod. He looks thick.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #596 on: Today at 09:57:42 AM »
You see snippets that make you think there’s something there. The rest of it, what is he doing there. We should have saved our money and kept Philogene.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #597 on: Today at 09:58:01 AM »
Sancho and Elliot must train appallingly if he's getting the nod. He looks thick.

I think it's the physicality alone, maybe they should take turned standing on each others shoulders whilst wearing a mac, they might get picked then.

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #598 on: Today at 10:14:47 AM »
Against Burnley, our attack looked far more potent with twin strikers Watkins and Malen starting and Donyell bagging two superb goals. I fully expected Emery to give this partnership more mileage, but, Malen in particular has had very limited minutes since....why??

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Re: Evann Guessand
« Reply #599 on: Today at 10:31:47 AM »
I think they see similarities to Roger’s - a lot of the right attributes but raw.  There are flashes but he doesn’t seem to have much vision. 

He’s been largely awful and the biggest issue we have is we can’t afford for transfers to not come off.  Unfortunately we seem to be up with a weaker squad after each transfer window.  I know a lot is FFP type stuff but sangho, Elliot and guessard just looking like sizeable backwards steps from Ramsey and Bailey

 


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