Liverpool are the new Man Utd.
They're basically the same team tbh. A mixture of 99% plastic twats and 1% surly locals who exaggerate their accents for effect, boring colours, boring name, copied/boring nickname, nicked stadium/stadium name, irritatingly successful aided and abetted by sycophantic officials. They even contrived to match fix to make sure they'd stay in the same division. Get the tedious twats merged. Two cheeks of the same arse.
Were we in for Alex Scott last season? Maybe I’ve dreamt it but we should be. Has JG vibes about him too.
Quite like the Bournemouth LB. Called something like Truffert.