Claret Blue and Green
Some Spanish lagers are very nice. In addition to Cruzcampo there is Mahou, Estrella Galicia, Malaga Victoria and Alhambra (not sure if you can get Alhambra in the UK, I myself have not seen it in pubs or supermarkets here).
Peter Drury makes me feel physically sick.
He doesn't vary it... there's no "he'll have to have a go...". or "great shot fine goal!" It's just the players name every time.