Manchester Utd v Aston Villa Post-Match Thread

[PeterWithe]

(Or she)

'Why are you always banging on about women Stan?'

[Meanwood Villa]

They also used y'all in their first post, which should be an instant ban

[martin o`who??]

You need to stop pretending your Grandad was from Manchester and support your local team.

The way United are currently if i did that i'd be accused of glory hunting

To be fair mate, we were really shit on Sunday, but to be honest for some reason we have struggled a bit against the really really shit teams in the league this year. Drew twice with Ipswich, only beat Leicester and Southampton at home by one goal, lost to Spurs away and now this performance against your bag of shite. Emery needs to in grain it in the players, to swat the shit like yourselves near the bottom of the league, to one side.

come on lil bro, you know it aint like that. No matter how bad United get your lot will always roll over and give us our easiest game of the season. It's like we're your first love or something, you'll always be there to pick us up. Much respect.

"lil bro" - he isn't exactly William Shakespeare is he??!!....

[Rugbyfan]

as a younger man i was coached by Gary Shaw, best summer of my life. so i've always wanted you lot to do alright.
And believe me, 99% of United fans could not have given a fuck about that last game. The fuckers absolutely shat the bed against Spurs in the final, to see them perk up and actually try and play football last game of the season shows what a team of wankers United have

[Monty]

They also used y'all in their first post, which should be an instant ban

Now that's fair comment.

[cdbearsfan]

Is there anything sadder than a plastic Liverchester fan from nowhere near the city, who desperately tries to engage in "bantz" with proper fans?

[Richard]

as a younger man i was coached by Gary Shaw, best summer of my life. so i've always wanted you lot to do alright.
And believe me, 99% of United fans could not have given a fuck about that last game. The fuckers absolutely shat the bed against Spurs in the final, to see them perk up and actually try and play football last game of the season shows what a team of wankers United have

Your best post so far......

[Abbeyfealeavfc]

You need to stop pretending your Grandad was from Manchester and support your local team.

The way United are currently if i did that i'd be accused of glory hunting

To be fair mate, we were really shit on Sunday, but to be honest for some reason we have struggled a bit against the really really shit teams in the league this year. Drew twice with Ipswich, only beat Leicester and Southampton at home by one goal, lost to Spurs away and now this performance against your bag of shite. Emery needs to in grain it in the players, to swat the shit like yourselves near the bottom of the league, to one side.

come on lil bro, you know it aint like that. No matter how bad United get your lot will always roll over and give us our easiest game of the season. It's like we're your first love or something, you'll always be there to pick us up. Much respect.

Aah bless, an understairs cupboard dweller, armed with his qwerty, dressed no doubt in an under-sized, self-stained football jersey trying to be relevant.
You're to be pitied!

[dave.woodhall]

It's gone now. Show's over.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

It's only 50 days to our next game.
Is that too early for a Walsall v Villa pre match thread ?

[The Edge]

(Or she)

Or whatever pronouns he/she/it chooses to use.

[Tony Daleys Shorts]

It's only 50 days to our next game.
Is that too early for a Walsall v Villa pre match thread ?

It's the cherry on the top of the huge turd cake that was Sunday's performance, that we don't have a game this weekend to put it right.

Two months plus to stew on it.

[The Edge]

(Or she)

'Why are you always banging on about women Stan?'

Because I wana be one Reg

[Toronto Villa]

Twat. I was going to add as much as the focus is on the key moment it’s shit like this, their penalty that gets glossed over time and again. Not just against us as much as it feels that way, but against everyone.

https://x.com/b6nigel/status/1927112042806124893?s=46

[Somniloquism]

One of those VAR backs up if given and doesn't if not. (Although Attwell so.......)

But too be honest, we weren't getting one, let alone two as the keeper wasn't dropping another ball in front of Rogers.