Summer 2025 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[ozzjim]

If we sign him Jackson needs to take a hard look at the man in the mirror and change his ways to score more goals.

[Sexual Ealing]

These puns are a load of Pollocks.

[VILLA MOLE]

this is no time for puns not smooth. ,  criminal infact

[cdbearsfan]

That one doesn’t even make sense. Fucking BOOOOO.

[Ads]

That one doesn’t even make sense. Fucking BOOOOO.

Saying it's a bit abstract?

[Sexual Ealing]

Alright, sorry. I didn't mean to make your daughter cry.

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

How is it that Forest can spend c.£100m last weekend? - are they exempt from UEFA / EPL financial rules?

No they just take the punishment

I imagine their wage to revenue ratio may be a bit better than ours, which is the big issue. I haven't looked this up, though, I just know we pay pretty well.

[Tuscans]

Jackson isn’t bad, but he’s not what we need and he’d cost too much anyway.

It’s not an off the wall suggestion. But he is bad, (really really bad). You know it.

Who's bad?

[ChicagoLion]

Jackson to West Ham, he likes blowing Bubbles.

[VILLA MOLE]

That one doesn’t even make sense. Fucking BOOOOO.

sorry 🥲

[IFWaters]

If we sign him Jackson needs to take a hard look at the man in the mirror and change his ways to score more goals.

Oh beat it with these terrible puns

[mrfuse]

I don't mind the puns keep them coming, don’t stop ’til you get enough.

[CT Villan]

I know its human nature, but its not Ben long since the last MJ punathon, so if you wanna be startin' something can you put it in off-topic.

[LeeB]

For the most part the puns never land.