Summer 2025 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[Dave]

Not really, he takes penalties for ManU. The rate they get gifted them he should be scoring 30 a season.

Although (while obviously not agreeing with the Watkins derangement) if Ollie were a reliable penalty taker he'd also be taking them for us and would probably have another 15 or so goals on his tally.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Are we signing Fernandes then? 

[Mellin]

Nah, I'm just taking him out for dinner.

[PaulWinch again]

Well either way he’s got less Premier League goals than Ollie.

[Brazilian Villain]

Why the fuck are we discussing rat face ?

Because he's a very decent player, and a lovely guy.

[pauliewalnuts]

Why the fuck are we discussing rat face ?

Because he's a very decent player, and a lovely guy.

And a very sensitive lover.

And, besides, he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

[andyh]

Rumours we are close to signing Asencio for £13m.

That’s some deal if true.

[pauliewalnuts]

Rumours we are close to signing Asencio for £13m.

That’s some deal if true.

Blimey, it is too.

[pauliewalnuts]

Mind you, where have you read that?

[andyh]

https://tbrfootball.com/aston-villa-now-close-to-signing-world-class-player-in-13m-deal-with-contract-to-run-until-june-2028/

Just a rumour

[PeterWithesShin]

Seems cheap for a Real Madrid defender. Replacements for Mings.

[LeeB]

It was mooted a while back it would cost about £15m to sign him outright.

[Villa in Denmark]

Seems cheap for a Real Madrid defender. Replacements for Mings.

Isn't the article talking about making the deal for Asensio permanent?

Not the RM defender Raul Asencio?

[Brazilian Villain]

I believe PWS was referring to the erroneous spelling of Marco's surname.

[Villa in Denmark]

Ah. My literal brain saw straight past that 😌