Summer 2025 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.

[LeeB]

Bruno Fernandes is one of the best players on earth and might be the reason Man Utd haven't been relegated.

He's both a rat faced weasel bastard, and one of the best players on earth.

If he played for us everything before the comma would evaporate.

[Somniloquism]

Like with Emi, we would be accepting of the weasly bits. We didn't seem to mind Joes sometimes antics on and off the pitch when he played for us.

[brontebilly]

Bruno Fernandes is one of the best players on earth and might be the reason Man Utd haven't been relegated.

Some guys start very early on the beer with the nice weather

[Monty]

I know 'Bruno Fernandes is good' might be more controversial than 'player playing in pretty damn good team is in fact absolutely terrible 3/10', but hey, someone's got to think the unthinkable sometimes.

[Mellin]

I'd both pay to watch Fernandes and have a pint with him. Seems alright to me. Think he speaks really well post-match under pretty significant pressure.

😶‍🌫️

[Somniloquism]

Yep, 19 goals and 19 assists across all competitions is definitely a big reason they aren't down with the Ipswich, Leicester and Southampton, along with being in the Europa final.

[Percy McCarthy]

He’s been fantastic this season in a terrible team. I really can’t stand him but I’ve watched with the most grudging admiration I’ve ever felt for a footballer. He’s absolutely carried them.

[Hookeysmith]

My view (and appreciate it might not be to everyone's liking but it is mine) is i look at it as the seesaw view.

Let me explain:

Ronaldo (not the fat one)

On one side of the seesaw he is probably one of the best players ever to play the game and his goal scoring record may never be beaten.

On the other side he is an ungracious, selfish, plastic headed, cheating twat that played for them - this is the point the see saw tips and i only see the heavier side - the side he is a twat.

Rat boy might be talented, have a great goal scoring record, interviews intelligently etc - but the other side of him might as well have a ten ton weight added to it as i can only see the cheating, niggly, scumbag we all can see.

To be fair my obsessive hatred of anything to do with them means that any player that plays for them starts with a bag of coal on their backs - in God's case he was with a team that was never liked but is not hated as much as the scumbags that played in the Fergie middle and latter years.

[PeterWithesShin]

He's a narky, whiney, diving rat faced twat on the pitch. He's also an excellent player and by most accounts a good sort off the pitch. We won't be signing him.

[Monty]

I mean, you have to respect 'let me explain, I'm BLINDED by RAGE!!!'. If you can't respect that, are you even a fan?

Ed: I'm being entirely serious here. I don't want to sign anyone who's been to the Saudi League for the same reason.

[cdbearsfan]

He's still shit.

[Drummond]

He’s been fantastic this season in a terrible team. I really can’t stand him but I’ve watched with the most grudging admiration I’ve ever felt for a footballer. He’s absolutely carried them.

I was like that with Steven Gerrard. (as a player)

[edgysatsuma89]

Absolute madness to think you wouldn't want Fernandes. I'm sure there have been some pricks everyone on here has supported, so I'm not sure why it should be a disqualifier. There is a line, of course, you wouldn't want to sign Adam Johnson, but a dickhead on the pitch? Sure.

[Sexual Ealing]

"JT".

[edgysatsuma89]

He's firmly in dickhead off the pitch.