Amadou Onana

[Risso]

How about the Rihanna one.

Onana, what's his name, Onana, what's his name?

Andre.

[Smithy]

What about the Whitney classic "My name is not Susan" but "His name is not Andre"?

[jwarry]

Who is Andre?

[Baldy]

An extract from a message sent by a good mate who supports Toffees:

'Good morning my best Aston Villa friend, how are you ? How is your health ?. I felt compelled to thank you as a villa supporter, for buying Amadou. I am honestly pleased he's gone, I didn't rate him at all. I quickly picked up on one of his faults, when the blues were up against a good team, and we were getting beat like 2-0, he would go missing. I think he never achieved the journalists adulation he got. Probably because we are a poor team, who knows, in your Great squad, and with a manager who is head & shoulders above Sean SHITE !! Dyche, Mr Onana could finally progress & bloom'

Clearly, Onana is not the finished article and we can only trust Unai will wave his magic wand!!

[Brazilian Villain]

An extract from a message sent by a good mate who supports Toffees:

'Good morning my best Aston Villa friend, how are you ? How is your health ?. I felt compelled to thank you as a villa supporter, for buying Amadou. I am honestly pleased he's gone, I didn't rate him at all. I quickly picked up on one of his faults, when the blues were up against a good team, and we were getting beat like 2-0, he would go missing. I think he never achieved the journalists adulation he got. Probably because we are a poor team, who knows, in your Great squad, and with a manager who is head & shoulders above Sean SHITE !! Dyche, Mr Onana could finally progress & bloom'

Did he also ask for your bank account details, as you've inherited 10 million dollars from the widow of a Nigerian prince?

[Baldy]

An extract from a message sent by a good mate who supports Toffees:

'Good morning my best Aston Villa friend, how are you ? How is your health ?. I felt compelled to thank you as a villa supporter, for buying Amadou. I am honestly pleased he's gone, I didn't rate him at all. I quickly picked up on one of his faults, when the blues were up against a good team, and we were getting beat like 2-0, he would go missing. I think he never achieved the journalists adulation he got. Probably because we are a poor team, who knows, in your Great squad, and with a manager who is head & shoulders above Sean SHITE !! Dyche, Mr Onana could finally progress & bloom'

Did he also ask for your bank account details, as you've inherited 10 million dollars from the widow of a Nigerian prince?

No, he is a true Evertonian. As proof, he is a right miserable looking git.

[darren woolley]

Welcome to Aton Villa Amadou.

[ExclDawg]

Lots here to choose from:

There's this one too

[Dogtanian]

I daren't click on those.

There's always boring granny shit a classic from the white album;

OH-NA-NA, OH-NA-NA, OH-NA-NAAH NAAAAAH!
Never call our man Andre!

[PeterWithesShin]

Gotta be able to fit his name into this

[jwarry]

Gotta be able to fit his name into this

I wonder how long it took him to write those lyrics

[Bad English]

Emery and Monchi are COOKING! Still think there will be a few more exits, and wouldn't be surprised to see at least one other forward come in.

Please don't, this is H&V not X.

This goes for quoting emoticons such as 🚨🔴⚪️ in Twitter posts too. WTF?

[Rory]

Emery and Monchi are COOKING! Still think there will be a few more exits, and wouldn't be surprised to see at least one other forward come in.

Please don't, this is H&V not X.

This goes for quoting emoticons such as 🚨🔴⚪️ in Twitter posts too. WTF?

Agreed❗️

[Dante Lavelli]

The reviews from Everton fans are consistently underwhelming, so we’d be wise to keep expectations in check.  Over time Emery will hopefully work his magic on what is clearly a beast of an athlete, but the initial period might be a disappointing.

[Percy McCarthy]

Re: songs. Doesn’t anyone else remember the song Everton were singing to him at the Cup game last year? It was fucking ace!