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Offline Risso

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #330 on: July 23, 2024, 09:55:15 AM »
How about the Rihanna one.

Onana, what's his name, Onana, what's his name?

Andre.

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #331 on: July 23, 2024, 09:59:05 AM »
What about the Whitney classic "My name is not Susan" but "His name is not Andre"?

Offline jwarry

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #332 on: July 23, 2024, 10:22:19 AM »
Who is Andre?

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #333 on: July 23, 2024, 11:30:21 AM »
An extract from a message sent by a good mate who supports Toffees:

'Good morning my best Aston Villa friend, how are you ? How is your health ?. I felt compelled to thank you as a villa supporter, for buying Amadou. I am honestly pleased he's gone, I didn't rate him at all. I quickly picked up on one of his faults, when the blues were up against a good team, and we were getting beat like 2-0, he would go missing. I think he never achieved the journalists adulation he got. Probably because we are a poor team, who knows, in your Great squad, and with a manager who is head & shoulders above Sean SHITE !! Dyche, Mr Onana could finally progress & bloom'

Clearly, Onana is not the finished article and we can only trust Unai will wave his magic wand!!

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #334 on: July 23, 2024, 11:35:42 AM »
An extract from a message sent by a good mate who supports Toffees:

'Good morning my best Aston Villa friend, how are you ? How is your health ?. I felt compelled to thank you as a villa supporter, for buying Amadou. I am honestly pleased he's gone, I didn't rate him at all. I quickly picked up on one of his faults, when the blues were up against a good team, and we were getting beat like 2-0, he would go missing. I think he never achieved the journalists adulation he got. Probably because we are a poor team, who knows, in your Great squad, and with a manager who is head & shoulders above Sean SHITE !! Dyche, Mr Onana could finally progress & bloom'

Did he also ask for your bank account details, as you've inherited 10 million dollars from the widow of a Nigerian prince?

Online Baldy

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #335 on: July 23, 2024, 11:45:26 AM »
An extract from a message sent by a good mate who supports Toffees:

'Good morning my best Aston Villa friend, how are you ? How is your health ?. I felt compelled to thank you as a villa supporter, for buying Amadou. I am honestly pleased he's gone, I didn't rate him at all. I quickly picked up on one of his faults, when the blues were up against a good team, and we were getting beat like 2-0, he would go missing. I think he never achieved the journalists adulation he got. Probably because we are a poor team, who knows, in your Great squad, and with a manager who is head & shoulders above Sean SHITE !! Dyche, Mr Onana could finally progress & bloom'

Did he also ask for your bank account details, as you've inherited 10 million dollars from the widow of a Nigerian prince?

No, he is a true Evertonian. As proof, he is a right miserable looking git.

Offline darren woolley

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #336 on: July 23, 2024, 02:29:13 PM »
Welcome to Aton Villa Amadou.

Offline ExclDawg

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #337 on: July 23, 2024, 03:02:32 PM »
Lots here to choose from:




There's this one too


Offline Dogtanian

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #338 on: July 23, 2024, 03:31:36 PM »
I daren't click on those.

There's always boring granny shit a classic from the white album;

OH-NA-NA, OH-NA-NA, OH-NA-NAAH NAAAAAH!
Never call our man Andre!

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #339 on: July 23, 2024, 03:34:02 PM »
Gotta be able to fit his name into this


Offline jwarry

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #340 on: July 23, 2024, 03:43:57 PM »
Gotta be able to fit his name into this



I wonder how long it took him to write those lyrics

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #341 on: July 23, 2024, 05:54:11 PM »
Emery and Monchi are COOKING! Still think there will be a few more exits, and wouldn't be surprised to see at least one other forward come in.

Please don't, this is H&V not X.
This goes for quoting emoticons such as 🚨🔴⚪️ in Twitter posts too. WTF?

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #342 on: July 23, 2024, 05:58:49 PM »
Emery and Monchi are COOKING! Still think there will be a few more exits, and wouldn't be surprised to see at least one other forward come in.

Please don't, this is H&V not X.
This goes for quoting emoticons such as 🚨🔴⚪️ in Twitter posts too. WTF?

Agreed❗️

Online Dante Lavelli

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #343 on: July 23, 2024, 09:43:07 PM »
The reviews from Everton fans are consistently underwhelming, so we’d be wise to keep expectations in check.  Over time Emery will hopefully work his magic on what is clearly a beast of an athlete, but the initial period might be a disappointing.

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Re: Amadou Onana - Signed
« Reply #344 on: July 23, 2024, 09:47:30 PM »
Re: songs. Doesn’t anyone else remember the song Everton were singing to him at the Cup game last year? It was fucking ace!

 


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