Enzo Barrenechea - on loan at Benfica

[villadelph]

He’s not fat. It’s stupid to even suggest he is.

He's just got big bones. 84kgs of them to be exact.

6ft 185lbs, what’s wrong with that..?!

[Brazilian Villain]

I’d like to get down to being as fat as Weston McKinnie.

He's the same weight as me, but is 4 inches shorter, the fat bastard.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I’d like to get down to being as fat as Weston McKinnie.

He's the same weight as me, but is 4 inches shorter, the fat bastard.

Tyrone Mings is 1.96m and 77kgs, the skinny bastard.

[Sexual Ealing]

I asked earlier in the thread whether he had a penis. I would now also like to know, if he has, when was the last time he saw it?

[edgysatsuma89]

He's got one, and judging by how thirsty he was at Leeds, I reckon it may be a significant amount of his weight.

[Brazilian Villain]

He's got one, and judging by how thirsty he was at Leeds, I reckon it may be a significant amount of his weight.

He's no Frank Sinatra.

[edgysatsuma89]

He's got one, and judging by how thirsty he was at Leeds, I reckon it may be a significant amount of his weight.

He's no Frank Sinatra.

I'll ask him for a pic and then see if I can get in touch with Ava on the otherside.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Does anybody know the dates of Big Mac's games for the US this summer?

[villadelph]

Does anybody know the dates of Big Mac's games for the US this summer?

June 23rd vs Bolivia (Dallas)
June 27th vs Panama (Atlanta)
July 1st vs Uruguay (Kansas City)

[Malandro]

He’s not fat. It’s stupid to even suggest he is.

He's just got big bones. 84kgs of them to be exact.

I feel better about myself, I just weighed in at 84kgs!

[darren woolley]

I can see Unai making him a better player.

[VILLA MOLE]

He’s not fat. It’s stupid to even suggest he is.

He's just got big bones. 84kgs of them to be exact.

I feel better about myself, I just weighed in at 84kgs!

This is getting all very fat club chat 😃

[villadelph]

Anyone watching US v Brazil? McKennie looking the part so far, don’t fret!

Edit: Doug just came on, but has had little effect on the game.

[Toronto Villa]

So while nobody is looking we will quickly move on from what appeared to be from the various football media reports a certain deal for McKinnie to welcoming Enzo Barrenechea in the next few days. Interesting prospect and improving it appears from his recent loan spell at Frosinone.

Posted this in the transfer thread but may as well put here with some opinion about him.

The football nerds are suggesting we are getting an excellent player is Enzo Barrenechea

https://x.com/htomufc/status/1766495262346817862?s=46

https://x.com/danieiscouting/status/1803531751580459014?s=46

https://x.com/snakefpl/status/1803534452078850448?s=46

He certainly looks a tidy young player

https://x.com/juvefcdotcom/status/1803548282687266937?s=46

https://x.com/keslerszn/status/1803487510699332011?s=46
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[cdbearsfan]

Very eco-friendly, TV. Well done.

I like the sound of this guy more. Younger, so plenty of room for improvement under Emery, seems a better fit as a Kamara replacement, speaks Spanish and has a much more exciting-sounding name.