Kits 24/25

[chrisw1]

I think we need to start plumping up our fan base so they can use up the XL and XXL shirts. Maybe a free pie initiative at home games for starters. 

Maybe it's down to a lack of beer bellies, so they just need to speed up the service on match days.

Yes, this also is acceptable.

It's also good for the environment. Fat lads are basically mobile carbon sinks, so the more we have of them the less greenhouse gas menaces the world.

Isn't that counterbalanced by the additional methane created by all the chunky blokes?

[ADVILLAFAN]

Assume we are planning to bring our 3rd kits sometime soon?

[Dogtanian]

I think we need to start plumping up our fan base so they can use up the XL and XXL shirts. Maybe a free pie initiative at home games for starters. 

Maybe it's down to a lack of beer bellies, so they just need to speed up the service on match days.

Yes, this also is acceptable.

It's also good for the environment. Fat lads are basically mobile carbon sinks, so the more we have of them the less greenhouse gas menaces the world.

Isn't that counterbalanced by the additional methane created by all the chunky blokes?

Hmm surely it can’t do? If they’re expelling more carbon than they put in then they wouldn’t stay big.

I tried googling it but all the fart articles (now known as farticles) kept referring to ‘your farts’ etc. etc. and I started to get self conscious. 

[Bad English]

All fart and no shirt.

[Hookeysmith]

All fart and no shirt.

Bravo

I remember teams like the redfilth had just a Champions league shirt - but i might be wrong as my memory is not what it was.......

Shit i may of gave them an idea

[cdbearsfan]

All fart and no shirt.

Bravo

I remember teams like the redfilth had just a Champions league shirt

No socks or shorts is a bold move.

[Dogtanian]

No wonder they got called Filth.

[PeterWithe]

I’ve bought one off the internet from Thailand for £15, I’ll let you know how I get on when it’s delivered.

And for anyone thinking of asking ‘and what about a Villa kit’, don’t, these are dangerous times.

It arrived yesterday, 11 days after order.

The colours compared to a kosher one are miles out, claret is lighter and the blue is darker, stripes on the arm aren't stitched and the badge and logo aren't embroidered but heat patched on. Quality of the material itself is comparable if not a bit better. All in all, well worth the £65 saving.

[algy]

Supposedly leaked version of the third kit

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fq9v0s2a248kd1.jpeg

[Demitri_C]

Supposedly leaked version of the third kit

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fq9v0s2a248kd1.jpeg

Thats the one doing the rounds. I love it and will definitely buy it if thats the one. Definitely my favourite of the three

[Dogtanian]

It comes with a ginger wig and a copy of Naked Video on VHS.

[villadelph]

I would love a navy kit.

[edgysatsuma89]

It comes with a ginger wig and a copy of Naked Video on VHS.

My hair back?! Yes please.

What's Naked Video?

[Brazilian Villain]

What's Naked Video?

Late 80s Scottish sketch show, used to have Helen Lederer in it.

[Dogtanian]

What's Naked Video?

Late 80s Scottish sketch show, used to have Helen Lederer in it.

And Gregor Fisher.