Aston Villa v Liverpool Pre Match Thread

[Bad English]

I carry on fine and the same all the time, it's you that's the weird stalker. I never mention you until your weird stalking starts again.

Sent from my Androd.

[Footy-Vill]

Liverpool win, Bingo gives one of his faux-magnanimous post-matchers about how we need to look after overworked players, and we move onto the game we're really invested in.

What's bingo ?
That's a nickname yes ?
It's hardly Marylin Monroe!
Is it :
Bingo, an ape character on the 1968–1970 television series The Banana Splits?
Bingo "Bet-it-all" Beaver, one of the main characters from The Get Along Gang?
Bingo Brown, the preteen protagonist of four novels by Betsy Byars?
Bingo Little, a character in a number of books by comic author P. G. Wodehouse?
Bingo Long, the title character of The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars & Motor Kings (1976), a baseball movie?
Woodrow "Bingo" Wilkin, known as That Wilkin Boy, in a comic book series?
Bingo (Puppy Dog Pals), a character from the Disney Junior show Puppy Dog Pals?
Bingo Heeler, a puppy character from the Australian children's TV show Bluey?

[Bad English]

'But please don't torment me online.'

[Brazilian Villain]

Liverpool win, Bingo gives one of his faux-magnanimous post-matchers about how we need to look after overworked players, and we move onto the game we're really invested in.

What's bingo ?
That's a nickname, yes ?

Bingo!

[Footy-Vill]

Yes it's not a clear one like Ginger or Marylin it's obscure

[Olneythelonely]

Foxy bingo. Sexy bingo. Tits.

[curiousorange]

Sorry, have I wandered into an edition of '3-2-1'?

[coreyfeldman]

I just don't know where the energy comes from. Or the midfield, to be honest - their 3-vs-2 murdered us early in the season, Christ knows how we're going to compete.

Unai, couldn't love you more, but we have to change something in the system. We absolutely have to.

How though? Tim has been appalling when he's played recently and we have no other midfielder available meaning that he's relying on one of the wide defenders to step forward. It's not good but what other options do we currently have?

[KevinGage]

Might go and watch Tiger King again to get to grips with reality.

This thread is already giving me the bends.

[VillaTim]

Sorry, have I wandered into an edition of '3-2-1'?

You're back in the room .

[PeterWithe]

Foxy bingo. Sexy bingo. Tits.

I think the ‘what3words’ location for where the set pieces should have gone tonight might have got a bit confuddled.

[Brazilian Villain]

Foxy bingo. Sexy bingo. Tits.

Is that similar to Strip Poker?

[SoccerHQ]

I just don't know where the energy comes from. Or the midfield, to be honest - their 3-vs-2 murdered us early in the season, Christ knows how we're going to compete.

Unai, couldn't love you more, but we have to change something in the system. We absolutely have to.

How though? Tim has been appalling when he's played recently and we have no other midfielder available meaning that he's relying on one of the wide defenders to step forward. It's not good but what other options do we currently have?

Can't one of the CBs play in midfield. We have five currently available (if you include Chambers) so seems a bit of a waste if we go back to a four on Monday and three of them are warming the bench while we've got youth teams covering pretty much every position.

Hopefully Tielemans is fit so we can just stick him back in there.

[Footy-Vill]

Foxy bingo. Sexy bingo. Tits.

Is that similar to Strip Poker?

Why encourage all these vices.
And some don't even exist it's probably more humour which I will not be looking up on the internet!

[Monty]

I just don't know where the energy comes from. Or the midfield, to be honest - their 3-vs-2 murdered us early in the season, Christ knows how we're going to compete.

Unai, couldn't love you more, but we have to change something in the system. We absolutely have to.

How though? Tim has been appalling when he's played recently and we have no other midfielder available meaning that he's relying on one of the wide defenders to step forward. It's not good but what other options do we currently have?

Can't one of the CBs play in midfield. We have five currently available (if you include Chambers) so seems a bit of a waste if we go back to a four on Monday and three of them are warming the bench while we've got youth teams covering pretty much every position.

Hopefully Tielemans is fit so we can just stick him back in there.

Yeah just stick feckin' Lenglet in there. Closest we have to Dendoncker left in the squad I guess. Get in there and kick stuff.