I have just switched on Canal+ 360 (who are showing, I quote "Aston Villa vs Tottenham Hotspur."
The live feed is four twats* standing outside Anfield telling us we are three hours away from the massive game that everyone is waiting for between Liverpool and Citeh. They mention that Aston Villa will be playing Tottingham first, and it is "important for the CL places' but Anfield is what everyone is waiting for. We then had two French journalists (one ex-Liverpool player) reporting from the empty Liverpool changing room (which has YNWA the mighty Reds on the floor), unless it was a Green Screen AI job. Fifteen minutes of tugging off and one three-second mention of the game that is about to start. This is what we're up against.
"Oh, look. The teams are in the tunnel we are going to have to leave Anfield and go to Villa Park. Apologies..."
*Sami Nasri is one.