Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread

[VillaTim]

Watkins looks like he means business

[cheadlevilla]

Anyone with a water source?

[JUAN PABLO]

Strange that the game isn’t being televised. Will have to frequent a small, narrow river.

why have a friday night kick off and not on TV?  odd...  just put the thing at  sat 3 pm

[eamonn]

Watkins looks like he means business

Why, has he had a white line too?

[villa for life]

I’m watching on the site I usually place bets. How many days in a year?

[Mossie Hennebry]

It's on Premier Sports here. Does that not translate to Prime in the UK?

[ez]

Come on villa don't let them dictate the play.

[Jon Crofts]

Still the wankiest set of fans on earth judging by the 5 obese bald middle aged twats at Paddington earlier scaring commuters with their witty songs about Chels. Whatever Chels is. Wankers.

[kippaxvilla2]

I’ve just been asked if I have any Dr Pepper in the ladies.  Oops wrong entrance.

[PeterWithesShin]

Strange that the game isn’t being televised. Will have to frequent a small, narrow river.

why have a friday night kick off and not on TV?  odd...  just put the thing at  sat 3 pm

Fulham are at home and because of midweek fixtures tomorrow is the only day they can play, so Chelsea are moved.

[AV84]

I’ve just been asked if I have any Dr Pepper in the ladies.  Oops wrong entrance.

Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died.

[London Villan]

Seems to be on all the betting sites. No commentary is great.

[Edvard Remberg]

Luiz' pass, wauv

[eamonn]

It's on Premier Sports here. Does that not translate to Prime in the UK?

If you could twiddle that aerial on top of Mount Leinster in the direction of Brighton, that'd be grand, thanks Mossy.

[TonyD]

McGinn and Doug on fire.