Kosta Nedeljkovic (out on loan at RB Leipzig)

[Brazilian Villain]

We just need to think of a song for him now. That won’t be easy!

Nedeljkovic, Nedeljkovic
Ev'ry game we greet you
Six foot two
'n claret and blue
No one out there can match you
From Smederevo, you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Nedeljkovic, Nedeljkovic
He's our Villan forever.

*To the tune of Edelweiss.
**Might need some work.

[purpletrousers]

Welcome Ned. Top prospect.

We did Uncle Ned him earlier in the thread for Billy Bragg purposes didn’t we?

"Nuh-del-ko-vich" Btw I understand.

Anyway, I think we all have one god awful entirely unnecessary pastiche (and possibly pasty the way my tummy feels)  inside us, and here is mine…


We had relations with managers from many nations
Players making passes and falling on their arses
So often overpaid, we didn’t turn them away
Now Heck hoping if we stick around surely we’ll pay into the Lower Grounds

Unai Emery, strong and warm and wild and free
Unai Emery, VAR laws do not apply to me

A fraud Scouse manager sinks in the League of Saudi (Saudi)
His results gave us headaches when we had him
We have a right back who still plays for Red Star Belgrade
His surname might be best left unspoken
But I prefer it all to be out in the open

Unai Emery, a world away from Stevie G
Unai Emery, he demands consistency

We’re sure that everybody knows how much Blue Noses hate us
Let themselves down most every time, are jealous of cash and status
But we can only smirk about Unai’s remarkable body of work

Players getting weighed down with all this information
High press doesn't always impress but often brings extra penetration

Keep playing between yourselves even when the restless yells
Big Emi looks like Robert De Niro, stopped Messi ending up with Zero

Unai Emery, come eat and drink and sleep with me
Unai Emery, we can be what we want to be

[Mister E]

Kosta Nedeljkovic, Nedeljkovic on the right/in the air*

Tony Cascarino song...

Originally Andy Lockhead, I believe.

[darren woolley]

Welcome to Aston Villa Kosta.

[chrisw1]

Hey hey Kosta
Oh ah
I wanna knooow
How to spell your name

excellent!

[pauliewalnuts]

We've bought a right back, now we've got a few
He's got a mono-brow, no I think it's two
Spelling his surname will catch us on the hop
And his first is almost a coffee shop

[pauliewalnuts]

He's read about our shit shirts, doesn't want to rip it in two.

He probably knows that if more than 5% of the surface makes contact with his body, he'll spunk out half his body weight in sweat by the time the photos are done.

[Russ aka Big Nose]

Welcome Ned. Top prospect.

We did Uncle Ned him earlier in the thread for Billy Bragg purposes didn’t we?

"Nuh-del-ko-vich" Btw I understand.

Anyway, I think we all have one god awful entirely unnecessary pastiche (and possibly pasty the way my tummy feels)  inside us, and here is mine…


We had relations with managers from many nations
Players making passes and falling on their arses
So often overpaid, we didn’t turn them away
Now Heck hoping if we stick around surely we’ll pay into the Lower Grounds

Unai Emery, strong and warm and wild and free
Unai Emery, VAR laws do not apply to me

A fraud Scouse manager sinks in the League of Saudi (Saudi)
His results gave us headaches when we had him
We have a right back who still plays for Red Star Belgrade
His surname might be best left unspoken
But I prefer it all to be out in the open

Unai Emery, a world away from Stevie G
Unai Emery, he demands consistency

We’re sure that everybody knows how much Blue Noses hate us
Let themselves down most every time, are jealous of cash and status
But we can only smirk about Unai’s remarkable body of work

Players getting weighed down with all this information
High press doesn't always impress but often brings extra penetration

Keep playing between yourselves even when the restless yells
Big Emi looks like Robert De Niro, stopped Messi ending up with Zero

Unai Emery, come eat and drink and sleep with me
Unai Emery, we can be what we want to be

Top work. A classic from the Bard of Barking. UTV

[LeeB]

We can defend with our Ned,
the player that all wingers dread

To the tune of that L7 song that she got her growler out to on The Word.

[Risso]

We can defend with our Ned,
the player that all wingers dread

To the tune of that L7 song that she got her growler out to on The Word.

Was it his eyebrows that reminded you of that?

[pauliewalnuts]

We can defend with our Ned,
the player that all wingers dread

To the tune of that L7 song that she got her growler out to on The Word.

Was it his eyebrows that reminded you of that?

Going by memory, wasn't her growler grey?

[pauliewalnuts]

Jesus Christ.

[Sexual Ealing]

We can defend with our Ned,
the player that all wingers dread

To the tune of that L7 song that she got her growler out to on The Word.

Pretend We're Dead. Also known as Aston Villa: the Paul Lambert Years.

[LeeB]

We can defend with our Ned,
the player that all wingers dread

To the tune of that L7 song that she got her growler out to on The Word.

Was it his eyebrows that reminded you of that?

Going by memory, wasn't her growler grey?

Yes, I believe so, and it was a little disconcerting to a 14-15 year old me.

[Sexual Ealing]

We can defend with our Ned,
the player that all wingers dread

To the tune of that L7 song that she got her growler out to on The Word.

Was it his eyebrows that reminded you of that?

Going by memory, wasn't her growler grey?

Yes, I believe so, and it was a little disconcerting to a 14-15 year old me.

I remember it as ginger.