Aston Villa v Arsenal Post Match Thread

[Rigadon]

Arsenal, though not quite on a par with spurs, are massively smug.  I’m in the anti-Saka corner too.  Good player, but a massive diver. 

[VillaTim]

That Grov bury thing is exactly why I dislike them so much. Other top 6 fans talk bollocks but Arsenal take it to an extreme and seem to genuinely believe they're better fans than anyone else. I know a decent Arsenal fan and even he thinks most of them are c**ts.

yeah mate but they have more Twitter Aggregator accounts than any other team so you just have to accept it and applaud them

[VillaTim]

I've long thought Arsenal fans are overwrought fannies playing at being supporters until something new and shiny comes along, like fucking cereal restaurants, ice bars, hip hop bingo venues or shit like that.

Nothing I've seem since Saturday suggests I'm wrong.

hang on a minute , what's a cereal restaurant ?

[Risso]

I've long thought Arsenal fans are overwrought fannies playing at being supporters until something new and shiny comes along, like fucking cereal restaurants, ice bars, hip hop bingo venues or shit like that.

Nothing I've seem since Saturday suggests I'm wrong.

hang on a minute , what's a cereal restaurant ?

You must have seen that pair of bearded hipster twats who started the Cereal Killer restaurant? Go along and pay a tenner for a bowl of Shreddies at 9pm, in Shoreditch. It may not actually be Shoreditch, but if it isn't, it should be.

[dr.chekov]

Pretty sure it was in Shoreditch and pretty sure it closed down for good after lockdown.

[Monty]

Pretty sure it was in Shoreditch and pretty sure it closed down for good after lockdown.

Heartbreaking. Where the hell will I eat cereal now???

[Bad English]

Brick Lane. But it has closed down and they have gone online.

Yes, as if there weren't online 'stores' where you can order cereal. TWATS!

[Brend'Watkins]

They’re both gone now because of covid apparently.

[curiousorange]

The Levellers were great apparently.

We live in strange times indeed.

[Risso]

They’re both gone now because of covid apparently.

Cancel the enquiry, it was all worth it.

[kippaxvilla2]

The Cereal Killer debate has me in stitches at my desk. I love things like this on here.  Shreddies for a tenner, Jeez.

[Tayls_7]

Is this why we sing Cheerio to the Arsenal fans?

[Bad English]

They’re both gone now because of covid apparently.

They should have accepted the vaccinations. RIP.

[LostInMunich]

You'll love this one from The Guardian comments

'Grovebury' is apparently a spoof account. Created by an Arsenal fan to say what other Arsenal fans are thinking? Created by a Spurs fan to play on the worst elements of a rival fanbase? I don't know.

Whoever the creator, and whatever the motive, it's too close to reality to be funny, unfortunately.

[Pete3206]

Haven't the Gooners stopped crying yet?