Champions League Contention

[Smirker]

Like this?!

Yes but not his face. Just the name.

[algy]

Text me dad after every game "We're going to win the league" or variations of it. As I'd said to him, don't actually believe we will ... but if we were going to win the league we'd be doing exactly what we're doing now so may as well enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Which is why I've been making tentative plans to be in south London on the last day of the season, and have booked a (free cancellation) hotel in Athens

What would you actually do if we won the league?

I would definitely get a tattoo with Unai's name on.

I would give lots of abuse to everyone who ever took the piss out of the club especially when we weren't doing well.

I'd probably write a letter of thanks to the team and post it to VP.

Well I'll be in That London with my best mate and Villa will have just won the league, so I imagine in the immediate aftermath I'm going to be getting very, very drunk and attempting to dance at some late night discotheque.

Then I'm planning on travelling back to Wrexham, going to my (Man Utd supporting) in-laws house and informing them of the relative position of the clubs in league table. Very loudly.

After that I expect I'll get incredibly drunk again.

[Richard E]

After Arsenal losing again today I’m starting to get this stupid idea that we’re gonna do it.

[Smirker]

Text me dad after every game "We're going to win the league" or variations of it. As I'd said to him, don't actually believe we will ... but if we were going to win the league we'd be doing exactly what we're doing now so may as well enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Which is why I've been making tentative plans to be in south London on the last day of the season, and have booked a (free cancellation) hotel in Athens

What would you actually do if we won the league?

I would definitely get a tattoo with Unai's name on.

I would give lots of abuse to everyone who ever took the piss out of the club especially when we weren't doing well.

I'd probably write a letter of thanks to the team and post it to VP.

Well I'll be in That London with my best mate and Villa will have just won the league, so I imagine in the immediate aftermath I'm going to be getting very, very drunk and attempting to dance at some late night discotheque.

Then I'm planning on travelling back to Wrexham, going to my (Man Utd supporting) in-laws house and informing them of the relative position of the clubs in league table. Very loudly.

After that I expect I'll get incredibly drunk again.

I don't drink so that's not an option for me but I like the dancing. I'll probably have a dance too.

Also we are gonna do it and we need to believe now.

We're past the halfway mark and we're joint top on points. This is a title challenge now and we have just as much chance as anyone else.

Time to believe.

[Demitri_C]

That newcastle game looks massive. Im just hoping they dont axe howe before then.

We owe those bastards after 1st game of season

[Stu]

I'm a little annoyed that, if we do get CL football next year, we'll have to get a TNT Sports subscription at another £19 p/m or whatever and then if we fuck it up early on I can't even cancel that shit.

[Stu]

After Arsenal losing again today I’m starting to get this stupid idea that we’re gonna do it.

[Sexual Ealing]

I'm a little annoyed that, if we do get CL football next year, we'll have to get a TNT Sports subscription at another £19 p/m or whatever and then if we fuck it up early on I can't even cancel that shit.

There's always the boozer till we get through the group.

[Baldy]

At the moment, everyone is doing their best to hand the title to Man City.

A lot depends on KDB, if he comes back firing on all cylinders they probably will win it.

But, if he is not firing, this title is up for grabs and we are in the race.

[Stu]

I'm a little annoyed that, if we do get CL football next year, we'll have to get a TNT Sports subscription at another £19 p/m or whatever and then if we fuck it up early on I can't even cancel that shit.

There's always the boozer till we get through the group.

That would mean going out though, ewwww

[algy]

Text me dad after every game "We're going to win the league" or variations of it. As I'd said to him, don't actually believe we will ... but if we were going to win the league we'd be doing exactly what we're doing now so may as well enjoy it whilst it lasts.

Which is why I've been making tentative plans to be in south London on the last day of the season, and have booked a (free cancellation) hotel in Athens

What would you actually do if we won the league?

I would definitely get a tattoo with Unai's name on.

I would give lots of abuse to everyone who ever took the piss out of the club especially when we weren't doing well.

I'd probably write a letter of thanks to the team and post it to VP.

Well I'll be in That London with my best mate and Villa will have just won the league, so I imagine in the immediate aftermath I'm going to be getting very, very drunk and attempting to dance at some late night discotheque.

Then I'm planning on travelling back to Wrexham, going to my (Man Utd supporting) in-laws house and informing them of the relative position of the clubs in league table. Very loudly.

After that I expect I'll get incredibly drunk again.

I don't drink so that's not an option for me but I like the dancing. I'll probably have a dance too.

Also we are gonna do it and we need to believe now.

We're past the halfway mark and we're joint top on points. This is a title challenge now and we have just as much chance as anyone else.

Time to believe.

I'm a believer, mate

[pauliewalnuts]

Ah, tattoos! That reminds me. The other night I had a dream that we won the league, and in celebration I went and got a tattoo.

I asked (ill advisedly) for a sort of swooping eagle carrying the ROUND villa badge (obviously,  badges last a few months these days so are always prone to change).

Then I fell asleep and when i woke up, the tattooist, who was a Blues fan, had given me the following:



Woke up covered in sweat, thinking "shit, how am I going to get that tattoo removed?" followed a second later by "Oh, that was all a dream" then a millisecond after that "Ah bollocks, so we haven't really won the league, either".

I then spent a few minutes wondering if I'd accept getting the above tattoo somewhere like on my arm, so hideable but with a lot of fucking around, in return for us winning the league.

[Smirker]

I definitely would. Then just get the swastika bit covered up 

[LeeB]

Dreams can come true,
Nazi tattoos drawn by Blues,
You know you gotta have 'em,
You keep a long sleeve top on

[Simon Page]

I definitely would. Then just get the swastika bit covered up 

Or the eagle. Way too American.