2024 January transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[Ads]

We have a new nutritionist, Elisa Senal.

[Sexual Ealing]

We have a new nutritionist, Elisa Senal.

You'll never sing that.

[ian c.]

We have a new nutritionist, Elisa Senal.

I didn't know the previous one had left. Maybe that's why the players look knackered.

[TonyD]

I’m going to write him off
Just so people can post that I shouldn’t be writing him off

Sorry but I wrote him off before he kicked a ball for us. 

[Londonvilla]

TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE! NUTRITIONIST ELISA CEÑAL LEAVES PACHUCA AND SIGNS FOR ASTON VILLA

The Mexican nutritionist Elisa Ceñal will be in one of the most important clubs in English football and will be in charge of feeding the footballers of Aston Villa in the Premier League . The sports nutrition specialist will be responsible for the good nutrition of one of the most important soccer leagues in the world.

https://www.record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-internacional-internacionales/a-la-premier-league-nutriologa-elisa-cenal-deja-a

She must be good, as they have travelled 5,358 miles to recruit her.

[eamonn]

Who is the outgoing nutritionist and did they leave of their own accord? Assume they haven't joined Lange, Jedinak and Villadawg at Spurzzz.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Can she play right back?

[Somniloquism]

TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE! NUTRITIONIST ELISA CEÑAL LEAVES PACHUCA AND SIGNS FOR ASTON VILLA

The Mexican nutritionist Elisa Ceñal will be in one of the most important clubs in English football and will be in charge of feeding the footballers of Aston Villa in the Premier League . The sports nutrition specialist will be responsible for the good nutrition of one of the most important soccer leagues in the world.

https://www.record.com.mx/futbol-futbol-internacional-internacionales/a-la-premier-league-nutriologa-elisa-cenal-deja-a

She must be good, as they have travelled 5,358 miles to recruit her.

According to Google translate, she might be a nutritionist in charge of nutrition.

Mexican nutritionist Elisa Ceñal, will be at one of the most important clubs in English football and will be in charge of feeding the players of Aston Villa in the Premier League. The sports nutrition specialist will be responsible for the good nutrition of one of the most important football leagues in the world.

One of the essential topics of the nutritionist is the nutrition of the players, a task that nutritionist Elisa Ceñal is passionate about, who has participated with the basic forces of the institution of the Tuzos del Pachuca and in charge of the nutrition of the athletes so that they have a better performance on the field.

[dave shelley]

Could it possibly be Mrs Sexual Ealing perchance? 

[pauliewalnuts]

Isn’t that woman with the long dark hair, the one whose bloke is an NFL player, our nutritionist?

[Brazilian Villain]

Isn’t that woman with the long dark hair, the one whose bloke is an NFL player, our nutritionist?

Still is, Elisa Cena is just advising on the evening meals.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Could it possibly be Mrs Sexual Ealing perchance? 

If it is and she plays right back, expect her to get lots of red cards. She has a reputation for kicking people in the shins.

[Brazilian Villain]

Now being linked with Morgan Rogers of Boro  https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1748072779516174750

[PaulWinch again]

I think he was in the Citeh academy wasn’t he?

[usav]

Isn’t that woman with the long dark hair, the one whose bloke is an NFL player, our nutritionist?

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