2024 January transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[wolfman999]

Palace have some decent forwards which I'm surprised are not being linked with bigger clubs.

[pauliewalnuts]

WINDOW OPEN

Still not signed anyone yet, what the FUCK is Monchi doing?

[LeonW]

WINDOW OPEN

Still not signed anyone yet, what the FUCK is Monchi doing?

Get him out!

[VillaTim]

ROBBIE KEANE SPOTTED AT BELFRY

[AV82EC]

I’ve heard on good authority that Keane was having a meal with Benni McCarthy.

(We might as well get these out of the way early doors)

[Brazilian Villain]

ROBBIE KEANE SPOTTED AT BELFRY

He was sent by Mossad to give Martyn a slap, he'll be at the Coulsdon Manor Hotel tomorrow.

[CT Villan]

Was speaking to a good mate today who is Scottish and he suggested we should take a look at Lewis Ferguson (son of Derek, nephew of Barry) who is an AM and is ripping up Serie A currently with Bologna. He became the top Scottish scorer in Serie A history on 23 December 2023, overtaking Denis Law. I don't watch Italian footie so others may have more insight™.

[LeonW]

I’ve heard on good authority that Keane was having a meal with Benni McCarthy.

(We might as well get these out of the way early doors)

Juninho popped in for a drink. James Beattie briefly said hello.

[olaftab]

WINDOW OPEN

Sky said it was SLAMMED open.

[TelfordVilla]

WINDOW OPEN

Still not signed anyone yet, what the FUCK is Monchi doing?

   Very much this. What are we paying these guys for?

[nigel]

I think we're only allowed 2 loans at any one time, so to get Werner on loan we'd have to sign or send back either Zaniolo or Lenglet. The injuries to Ming's & Buendia have really tied our hands on loans.

Oh you're right, 4 loans in a season, but only 2 at a time. So no Werner on loan then. (Unless you buy into the idea that Zaniolo will be packed off back to Turkey in a few days)

Unless Lenglet is made permanent, or Barça recall him to sell elsewhere (according to some rumours)

[steamer]

Is Olsen ours or are we paying someone's wage bill off.

[Drummond]

WINDOW OPEN

Still not signed anyone yet, what the FUCK is Monchi doing?

We are now 1.24% through the window with no sign of any activity. It's a disgrace.

[LeeB]

What are we paying these people for?

WHAT DO THEY DO AT BODYMOOR HEALTH ALL WEEK, EH? SIT AROUND WATCHING BLOODY VIDEOS?

[Sexual Ealing]

Jermaine Beckford.