2024 January transfer window - hopes, needs, expectations and rumours.

[Monty]

A big NO to anyone from Yanited.

Exactly. Man U can do little until they get a forest of deadwood of their hands. Why help them out?

And their absolute best player is someone I don't want within a mile of us.

[Brazilian Villain]

A big NO to anyone from Yanited.

Exactly. Man U can do little until they get a forest of deadwood of their hands. Why help them out?

And their absolute best player is someone I don't want within a mile of us.

Remind me again.

[ChicagoLion]

A big NO to anyone from Yanited.

The only one I would consider is Mctominay, could do a job in the sense of putting it about in midfield.
Good attitude and mates with SJM.
Unlikely as I think Ten Haag needs him desperately.

[AV84]

I'd love to see Man U clear out a load of players and them all go on to be brilliant at whatever club they go to.

[Monty]

A big NO to anyone from Yanited.

Exactly. Man U can do little until they get a forest of deadwood of their hands. Why help them out?

And their absolute best player is someone I don't want within a mile of us.

Remind me again.

Bruno Fernandes. He seems like the epitome of that team.

[paul_e]

Casemiro would be a terrible signing, he has ability but just can't cope with the pace of English football and this season he doesn't even look fit.

Bruno would add something to the squad but he's an absolute turd and Rashford could be ok if he was willing to put in the work but that's it and neither would be automatic starters for us given how we're set up.

[Brazilian Villain]

And their absolute best player is someone I don't want within a mile of us.

Remind me again.

Bruno Fernandes. He seems like the epitome of that team.

Wasn't sure if you meant him or Rashford. Judging by the comments on their forum, Yanited fans would happily drive them both to B6 if we'd take them off their hands.

[Monty]

And their absolute best player is someone I don't want within a mile of us.

Remind me again.

Bruno Fernandes. He seems like the epitome of that team.

Wasn't sure if you meant him or Rashford. Judging by the comments on their forum, Yanited fans would happily drive them both to B6 if we'd take them off their hands.

The wonderful thing is, that's what they think of their best players.

[Smirker]

Get the winger from Villareal.

Back up GK.

Right back.

Then put claret and blue ribbons on the PL trophy.

[Dave P]

This Leao at Milan looks lively. I’d love him if they got knocked out of Europe.

[Mister E]

Well actually there's been reports Manchester United open to offers for players including Casemiro, Sancho, Varane, Martial

why would we possibly be interested in this lot? And why would we help them? And how would any of these fit into our current set-up? And what value would accrue to us at the end of the season?

Why do you post this stuff?!
And you talk about insight ... Jeez.

[paul_e]

This Leao at Milan looks lively. I’d love him if they got knocked out of Europe.

Excellent player, he was brilliant last year, think he got about 15 goals from the wing. Sadly he's rated in the £100m+ bracket.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'd be amazed if we're not interested in Serhou Guirassy of Stuttgart, he has a £15m buy out clause, 16 goals in eleven in the Bundesliga (18 goals in 13 games in all comps) and at 27 he knows the score. He can also play in Europe. Milan and Man U also said to be interested.

Good reason to steer clear!

Ha! Man U are just going through the motions to keep their London and international fanbase happy, makes them think there's still hope.

[Risso]

Martial is absolutely bloody terrible, he's been shit for years at Man U, and he was shit on loan at Seville.  Do be quiet Footy.

[IFWaters]

Picking over the garbage of the Newcastle squad are there any we could offer European football?