Chelsea v Aston Villa Match Thread

[RamboandBruno]

I think Torres is the slowest defender we’ve ever had. Runs like he’s wearing wellies.

Shaun Teale?

Usain Bolt compared to Pau.

Aaron Hughes surely?

Steve Sims

[villadelph]

They’re looking to go over the top and the linesman looks more nervous than we do.

[Mister E]

My Chelsea-supporting mates think we are a shoe-in to take the points ....

[Nelly]

We haven't really settled into a pattern of play. Looks like we're trying to be patient but we keep giving it away.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Can somebody shut this woman up. Worst commentator ever, it's like she's gossiping to the neighbour in the supermarket.

[pelty]

Not sure Ollie had had a touch yet.

[Monty]

We look very poor.

[Nelly]

Not sure Ollie had had a touch yet.

Forgot he was playing!

[Risso]

Not sure Ollie had had a touch yet.

Ollie who?

[Pete3206]

Is this Chelsea TV?

[PaulWinch again]

Not sure what is going on the moment we look well off.

[Stinkin_Thinkin]

that was vintage kamara

[Risso]

Well in Bouba, more like it son.

[Nelly]

The Villa fans sound in great voice!

[ez]

Come on villa step up the pace