Away game

[astonvilla82]

Just seen updated guidelines who travel by coach about what fans can and can't do,

[astonvilla82]

Not very good at technology, but it was on the Scottish Daily Record football page,if anyone can do better,we would be grateful

[Nelly]

Here you go:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/football-fans-slam-draconian-tory-30864189

These proposals include:
• Buses cant stop anywhere within 10 MILES of the ground without police permission
• Buses cant stop at ANY pub for a beer unless it's sold with a substantial meal.
• Buses are to arrive at the venue no earlier than two hours before and not later than one hour
before the scheduled start of the game, unless otherwise directed by police.
• Buses cant drop off or pick up any fans at any unauthorised locations without prior permission
of the police.
• Bus companies must tell Dedicated Football Officer 48 hours before the game, the number of
supporters expected to travel, the number of vehicles booked, the name and the contact
number for the person who made the booking.

[pauliewalnuts]

That all looks like attempting to fix a problem that doesn't really exist any more.

[dave.woodhall]

That all looks like attempting to fix a problem that doesn't really exist any more.

It doesn't exist anymore because of these regulations.

Not my words, the words of senior police officers throughout the country.

[Chico Hamilton III]

• Buses cant stop at ANY pub for a beer unless it's sold with a substantial meal

6 pints of lager and a bag of Scampi Fries please.

[Clampy]

• Buses cant stop at ANY pub for a beer unless it's sold with a substantial meal

6 pints of lager and a bag of Scampi Fries please.

Scampi Fries are vile things. Yampi Fries we call em.

[Chico Hamilton III]

• Buses cant stop at ANY pub for a beer unless it's sold with a substantial meal

6 pints of lager and a bag of Scampi Fries please.

Scampi Fries are vile things. Yampi Fries we call em.

Clampy Fries.

[Clampy]

They'd taste fucking nicer.

[wince]

My mate put me off scampi fries when he said they reminded him of his ex wife. Never touched them since

[lovejoy]

Didn’t they establish a scotch egg was a substantial meal during CovId?

[PaulTheVillan]

Who has came up with this?

[Clampy]

Who has came up with this?

I think Smith's make Scampi Fries.

[algy]

Who has came up with this?

I think Smith's make Scampi Fries.

They do a cheese ploughman's (I think) one that I've seen the board thing that goes behind the packets before (fairly recently, like last 12 months maybe) but never the actual cheesy item. Which is a shame, because I bloody love cheese, but probably for the best. I'm my imagination they're the most delicious crisp available, made all the more tempting as I can't have them. If ever I tasted them, I'd 100% certain be disappointed.

I've had a theory for a long time that cheap crisps are in every way superior to expensive crisps. Spicy tomato flavour Snaps, also made by Smith's - dirt cheap and easily the best tasting crisp of all - being the case in point.

[DeKuip]

Isn’t that just for Scotland? Our buses don’t tend to do pub stops, only coaches.
Our buses never get there two hours early either.