Youri Tielemans

[AV84]

To the tune of You Are My Sunshine......

Youri Tielemans
He plays in midfield
He scores goals, both home and away
He'll run for hours, has God like powers
Youri Tielemans, Villa's number 8

[Clampy]

The lyrics are fine, there's no problem there.

[eamonn]

And the tune is easy for the thick folk to sing with little in the way of syncopation or vocal-straining modulation. Great work.

[colin69]

Definitely my player of the season.
What a player, what a bargain.

[Hookeysmith]

Incredible engine and ability.  Easily our player of the season and should be in with a shout for a Premier player of the year nomination

[eamonn]

Incredible engine and ability.  Easily our player of the season and should be in with a shout for a Premier player of the year nomination

Don't they do these nominations ridiculously early like before Xmas? Cue an embarrassed Cole Palmer collecting his awards.

[not3bad]

Said it for weeks, he’s our player of the season without a doubt.  Needs a song!

(to Tesla Girls by OMD)

Ter Ter Ta Ta Ta Ta Ter
Tielemans, Tielemans
Testing out
Through balls
Get on the end
And score a goal
When Yuri's in
We'll win them all
And heaven knows
We'll win the league
Yuri! Yuri!
Tielemans

[thick_mike]

Youri Tielemans scans in Skip to my lou …

Youri Tielemans
Youri Tielemans
Youri Tielemans
Is most effective in an attacking role just behind the forward line

[olaftab]

I must thank Monchi for the deal that sent Luiz to Juve. We found a golden nugget.

[astonvilla82]

I must thank Monchi for the deal that sent Luiz to Juve. We found a golden nugget.

Other clubs support like Manchester United and Chelsea must look at our recruitment and think how the F do they do it

[Toronto Villa]

Our starting line up yesterday cost less than £150M, and 25% of that was on Maatsen.

[Hookeysmith]

Our starting line up yesterday cost less than £150M, and 25% of that was on Maatsen.

And will it get mentioned anywhere by the scum 6 sycophantic media...don't hold your breath

[Sexual Ealing]

Our starting line up yesterday cost less than £150M, and 25% of that was on Maatsen.

And will it get mentioned anywhere by the scum 6 sycophantic media...don't hold your breath

And yet it's quite the most staggering statistic. One that would, if the supine media had the minerals to splash it on every front page, cause the immediate collapse of the Sky-industrial complex, as well as the ceasation of every festival of wanking this side of the Tigris.

But they won't do it, and we've already proved beyond doubt that it's not because it's not that interesting to anyone. So what's the reason?

[jwarry]

Our starting line up yesterday cost less than £150M, and 25% of that was on Maatsen.

And will it get mentioned anywhere by the scum 6 sycophantic media...don't hold your breath

And yet it's quite the most staggering statistic. One that would, if the supine media had the minerals to splash it on every front page, cause the immediate collapse of the Sky-industrial complex, as well as the ceasation of every festival of wanking this side of the Tigris.

But they won't do it, and we've already proved beyond doubt that it's not because it's not that interesting to anyone. So what's the reason?

Beautiful prose SE

[Rigadon]

Neck and neck with Rogers for our player of the season.  He’s been magnificent.