Mateu Alemany (with added Alberto Benito and Pablo Rodriguez)

[OCD]

I miss the emoji we used to have of someone banging their head against a brick wall. There are occasions where it would be very apt.

[eamonn]

You can buy them from the H&V shop off Mr Woodhall once he figures how to monetise them.

[Brazilian Villain]

You can buy them from the H&V shop off Mr Woodhall once he figures how to monetise them.

[OCD]

You can buy them from the H&V shop off Mr Woodhall once he figures how to monetise them.

😂

[Percy McCarthy]

Hi, thanks for this. Just to put your mind at ease though, there's no duty, and certainly no expectation from anyone, for you to post all of your knowledge.

And regarding signing players from Spain, we already know that's what you think.

OK. Its just I see things played out in front of me sometimes and have to share my foresight

Yeah, thanks for telling us things that we already know. And in bold letters as well. Just because you find something out that’s news to you, doesn’t mean it’s news to anybody else.

[Footy-Vill]

Hi, thanks for this. Just to put your mind at ease though, there's no duty, and certainly no expectation from anyone, for you to post all of your knowledge.

And regarding signing players from Spain, we already know that's what you think.

OK. Its just I see things played out in front of me sometimes and have to share my foresight

Yeah, thanks for telling us things that we already know. And in bold letters as well. Just because you find something out that’s news to you, doesn’t mean it’s news to anybody else.

It also means some don't know so we are all helping each other when information is provided.

[LeeB]

Everyone has access to such info and I suspect most, including myself choose to avoid much of it as it's speculative garbage

[pauliewalnuts]

Hi, thanks for this. Just to put your mind at ease though, there's no duty, and certainly no expectation from anyone, for you to post all of your knowledge.

And regarding signing players from Spain, we already know that's what you think.

OK. Its just I see things played out in front of me sometimes and have to share my foresight

Yeah, thanks for telling us things that we already know. And in bold letters as well. Just because you find something out that’s news to you, doesn’t mean it’s news to anybody else.

It also means some don't know so we are all helping each other when information is provided.

Blessed are the providers of information!

[Brazilian Villain]

OK. Its just I see things played out in front of me sometimes and have to share my foresight

Yeah, thanks for telling us things that we already know. And in bold letters as well. Just because you find something out that’s news to you, doesn’t mean it’s news to anybody else.

It also means some don't know so we are all helping each other when information is provided.

Blessed are the providers of information!

Amen! Blessed are the geek(s).

[ChicagoLion]

I'm all for inclusion, but less so for more Spanish. Not after they laughed me out of a factory in Barcelona for pronouncing Jaguar with a J and a G. 

How do they say it in Spanish, I guess sort of like 'hwa-hwah'?!

Yahwah... 

They can’t say it in the US, Jagwah

[pauliewalnuts]

Stuff about him staying at Barcelona

[aev]

That would be annoying.

[pauliewalnuts]

Radio Catalunya saying he’s staying, The Athletic Barcelona correspondent saying he’s having talks about staying and “all parties working to make it happen”

[Monty]

Bah, shame. Still, it's Barcelona so hard to say fairer than that. Remain very happy with our vaulting ambition.

[Risso]

Yep, a few reports from serious looking journos on Twitter. Bugger it.

*Tears up list of Spanish players*