Aston Villa v Stevenage - Match Thread.

[Goldenballs]

State of their managers trousers!

[IFWaters]

if stevenage score , this commentary team will start having sex

Nah Dion's better than that.

[Breezeblock]

I like Dendoncker but that facial hair says 'under no circumstances should you look at my hard drive'.

The only person allowed to have a 'stache on a football pitch is Kevin Richardson.

Think he's got a side gig as a Freddie Mercury tribute act!

[Bad English]

Our own long forgotten Bertrand Traoré would be having it off out there today

He would love it up in the commentary gantry.

[Sexual Ealing]

Our own long forgotten Bertrand Traoré would be having it off out there today

He's not been forgotten by me, John.

in a good or bad way ?

I love the man.

[Toronto Villa]

Can somebody PLEASE SHOOT

[VILLA MOLE]

all a bit narrow

[john e]

Our own long forgotten Bertrand Traoré would be having it off out there today

He's not been forgotten by me, John.

in a good or bad way ?

I love the man.

Good, I would actually prefer him to Bailey

[Dave]

Can somebody PLEASE SHOOT

Probably better had he not in the end.

[wolfman999]

Are our full backs under strict instructions to not make any attempt to get to the goal line and cross the ball ffs?

[Bad English]

Sort it out Unai!

[Toronto Villa]

Can somebody PLEASE SHOOT

Probably better had he not in the end.

After a billion passes didn’t even get the shot on target

[PeterWithesShin]

Should have been 2

[SamTheMouse]

The full backs are a bit 'Championship'. There's loads of possibilities for getting to the byline.

[Toronto Villa]

Bloody hell Chambers