Unai Emery

[Monty]

Make your own fucking mayo it takes 20 seconds, you slobs, you layabouts.

[Sexual Ealing]

^^^ And it's a thousand times better.

[Drummond]

^^^ And it's a thousand times better.

You've not tasted my mayo.

[cdbearsfan]

Making your own mayo. And to think those rapscallions on SHA say we're all middle class, honestly.

(In F-V's honour, I am choosing to ignore the implied smut in Drummond's post).

[Sexual Ealing]

Making your own is proper old school salt of the earth working class. They'd very much approve - there's a bloke on there who mixes his own za'atar.

(me too, ref Drummond, the oik)

[Ads]

I remember reading something on SHA once that was along the lines of "what's the best instrument you've ever farted on? I farted on a set of bongos". And it makes me chuckle everytime.

[Rigadon]

I remember reading something on SHA once that was along the lines of "what's the best instrument you've ever farted on? I farted on a set of bongos". And it makes me chuckle everytime.

Bt highbrow for them, but yes, funny! 

[Toronto Villa]

You sexy bastard Unai and your round badge Villa hat!

[Chap]

Hi looks refreshed and ready to go again.

[Percy McCarthy]

Haven’t really worshipped a player since the days of Gray, Little and Cowans, but I absolutely love Unai Emery.

Edited to mention Gray, to keep it honest. Oh, and Cropley.

[Brazilian Villain]

Hi looks refreshed and ready to go again.

And has wisely given the salmon pink training gear a miss.

[Lizz]

He was the answer to a question on The Chase the other day.

[Chap]

He was the answer to a question on The Chase the other day.

Bloody hell, the man thinks of everything!

[SaddVillan]

VillaNews has a piece looking at the relative values of Prem first team values - based on Transfermarkt numbers.

Whilst not putting a huge amount of faith in Transfermarkt's actual values, the numbers are relative.

Team                   Squad value
Manchester City   €1.34bn
Chelsea                   €1.27bn
Arsenal              €1.17bn
Liverpool           €1.08bn
Tottenham           €849.9m
Manchester U     €818m
Brighton                   €665.4m
Newcastle             €642.9m
Aston Villa             €566.8m
Notts Forest                €472m

It shows how far we are behind the Greedy6  - were 9th on the list.

And what a great job Emery's doing getting to higher league positions compared to where we rank n terms of squad value.

[VILLA MOLE]

You sexy bastard Unai and your round badge Villa hat!

oozes sexy bastard