Aston Villa vs Manchester City Pre-Match

[Bad English]

Saturday is nigh and it's a 5:30pm (BST) kick-off; we are probably doomed.  Or at least Gerrard is. Hopefully.

Errrrrrrrrrrm! We are going to get battered by the boring bastards, aren't we?

[j66acd]

Can you vote for a Man City win twice?

[ChicagoLion]

Maybe the poll needs to reflect the reality
Lose by 1 to 3 goals
Lose by 4 to 6 goals
Lose by 7 to 10 goals
Referee stops the match at 10 to stop any further suffering
Man Citeh declare at half time.

[PhilVill]

Haaland should wrap up the seasons golden boot on Saturday. A dreadful first half and City will go easy on us second half, at least 0-4.

If Gerrard still in charge by Monday pm then the owners have given up and 2016 part 2 beckons.

[Ozzjim]

9 in his first 5. Haaland is a weird, unnatural beast. Has to be one of the ugliest footballers out there. How did he get so big? All very weird.

Anyhow, no doubt hell score 5 by half time.

[VILLA MOLE]

so pleased I am flying home

[Axl Rose]

Definitely won't be staying up for this one.

More chance of me leading the line on Saturday evening than Villa getting anything from this.

1-7

[PaulTheVillan]

I’ll be avoiding this like the plague.

0-14

[sid1964]

i think we should all be given a cushion on the way into the ground to hide behind when City attack

Hopefully for his sake Gerrard will be gone - otherwise it could be a horrible day for him.

Lose 3-1

[KRS]

Is there any way to forfeit this game?

[PaulTheVillan]

Is there any way to forfeit this game?

We simply don’t turn up. They kick off. Full time is blown. Used to be a 3-0 defeat.

Probably be better on our goal difference.

[KRS]

I’d take that.

[PaulTheVillan]

I’d take that.

Me too

[Dave P]

It’ll be at least 4-0 to Man City.

[Richard E]

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