Aston Villa v Arsenal - Match Thread.

[Bad English]

I'm getting pissed. Fuck this! At least it's not 0-3 like it used to be when we played these wankers back in the day.

10 mins to go yet!

They could get another four, true.

[Axl Rose]

Arsenal's kit looks like it has been washed 600 times using Flash for floors. Shite!

It's horrid isn't it.

It's probably the same colour as those pastries that man in France wanked in, in the story you shared recently.

Speaking of which, I was at a charity function last night (involved getting wankered on decent wine, and eating stuff) and regaled my friends with your deep-fried whale-sperm story.

Ha! It's been a while since I've filled myself with such delicacies!

[Nelly]

Ashley Young has done alright this half. Made some decent blocks on their attacks and he's been buzzing around the left flank. Good cross just then.

[Rigadon]

This is pretty shit. 

[Toronto Villa]

We’re not going to score if we played another 90

[Hampshire Villa]

When’s Bailey coming on?

[ez]

Again. Bringing Ings on won't change a thing.

Will he even touch the ball.

[Bad English]

Stratagem Steve has thrown on a load of subs.

[JUAN PABLO]

We have been awful today but too lose by that shite goal will be a pisser

[JUAN PABLO]

Arteta fuck back in your box twat

[andyh]

It’s a cliché but we haven’t ‘wanted’ this enough.
Slow to react to free balls, barely won any second balls or second phase balls.

It’s like we are close to 40 points and on the beach already.

[TonyD]

Lambert style.

[kippaxvilla2]

Nothings going to change ever is it.  I’m hoping I’m jinxing it.

[JUAN PABLO]

That was the half chance ..

[Villan82]

This season. Has been very irritating and we have not got the points this squad should have. So unprofessional.