West Ham vs Aston Villa match thread

[bodkins14]

Any small rivers available please

[eamonn]

Hopefully they'll be leggy as the game wears on. Only a Concorde flight back from Seville with deep-skin massages for the duration would possibly keep them fit and fighting in the final 20 minutes today.

[eamonn]

Ramsey should have been taken out for Morgan though. Hope we don't rue it in a 2-0 defeat.

[Drummond]

Hesgoal now hesmissedasitter. Need a replacement.

Completely unchanged squad for today, slightly surprised but perhaps we'll see an earlier change.

[cheadlevilla]

Gutted about Hesgoal

[Brazilian Villain]

Where the eff have you been?!

Saturday night out. I figured someone else would do it.

Saturday nights out are not a good look for we internet football nerds. Don't let it happen again.

My apologies. Also clocks went forward here last night adding to the fuck up. A skin full plus that happening could only end in disaster

I feel your pain, early Sunday kick-offs are a nightmare with the time difference after a big Saturday night.

[Russ aka Big Nose]

Any small rivers available please

Me too please.

[Border villan]

Bigger than a brook, smaller than a river, help needed.

[TonyDaleysHair]

Any little estuary or babbling brooks knocking about? very grateful if so.

[stevo_st]

Any little estuary or babbling brooks knocking about? very grateful if so.

I’d appreciate the water between my toes as well

[Legion]

Not on UK TV.

[Villa Lew]

I think it's Jack Woodward on Villa TV, what more could you ask for!

[Toronto Villa]

Close from West Ham. Antonio just shrugged off Luiz. Needs to be stronger

Fuck me. Digne hamstring might be gone. Ash coming on

[Toronto Villa]

I think it's Jack Woodward on Villa TV, what more could you ask for!

That’s sounds awful

[maidstonevillain]

Any little estuary or babbling brooks knocking about? very grateful if so.

I’d appreciate the water between my toes as well

Me as well please. Just logged on to Hesgoal and it is no more.