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Offline john2710

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #90 on: February 13, 2022, 04:43:46 PM »
Like the Brentford game, we were too easy to stop & there was no option B. We've been naive and weak for years. Plucky losers against the big teams & out fought by the shite teams.

Our midfield today was nullified by the mighty Willock, Joelinton & Shelby.

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #91 on: February 13, 2022, 04:44:29 PM »
Fooking shite today. 

Cash - useless
McGinn - terrible
Watkins - get rid
Luiz - offers nothing

Offline coreyfeldman

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #92 on: February 13, 2022, 04:47:04 PM »
Thought Chambers was very average at the back aswell, would've played him as DM today tbh as Doug seems to have mentally checked out of the club.

He's in love with a bisexual Villan. Understandable if his head is all over the place.

What the fuck has someone’s sexuality to do about anything?

Indeed. Unless, of course, they play like a girl.



So getting some sexism in there as well. Nice one, real classy.

Have a fucking word with yourself

Offline wolfman999

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #93 on: February 13, 2022, 04:47:25 PM »
New application of VAR 2021/22 season:
Perhaps the most significant change, and one which will delight forwards, is thicker lines are now being used when measuring offsides, increasing from 1mm to around 5cm, similar to the lines shown on TV broadcasts.

This will give the benefit of the doubt to attacking players once more.

The change is intended to eliminate the most fractional offside calls where toenails, noses or armpits were offside.

That was just lies.

Sounds great. When does it start?

Online Brazilian Villain

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #94 on: February 13, 2022, 04:49:12 PM »
But we beat Everton so that doesn't work does it?
Nobody in the mid table mire is consistent.
That's why we're in it.

Exactly, Spurs are 8th with an experienced 'top' manager and have just lost 2 on the bounce at home to Soton and Wolves. No guarantee that any team from 5th to 17th will beat the other.

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #95 on: February 13, 2022, 04:49:15 PM »
You cannot excuse that first half. Nobody played well, but it was just so pedestrian and passive. We must have checked back in to pass back to the centre half time and time again.

Watkins was being completely bullied by a total donkey like Burn, who in fairness was absolutely desperate to wear his shirt.

It really was up there with some of the worst we've seen in a first half this season.

Second half we were improved box to box. When we did move the ball quickly, we found acres of space and looked effective up to the box.

The delivery wasn't good enough, the forwards offered no credible threat and was all a bit huff a puff. We didn't create anywhere near enough.

Watkins, McGinn and Luiz were the worst of the bunch and they have been for weeks. I don't want to see any of them anywhere near the side in the next few games and all 3 should be replaced in the summer if our aspirations exceed inconsistent midtable.

Given how poor Leeds were against Everton and how tepid we were, I wonder if the basketball game on Wednesday sapped energy. The squad is there.

The opposition today were dreadful, offered nothing and we've been beaten without complaint ad we did fuck all ourselves.


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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #97 on: February 13, 2022, 04:52:43 PM »
Given how poor Leeds were against Everton and how tepid we were, I wonder if the basketball game on Wednesday sapped energy. The squad is there.

I'd say it was definitely a factor, Gerrard referenced the 1st half distance stats in his post-match interview on Weds. My uncle watched the Leeds game yesterday and said they no zip at all.

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #98 on: February 13, 2022, 04:53:22 PM »
Gerrard was doing his fucking nut on the side going back and forth in his technical area. The idea that he set a bad example is fucking shit.

Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #99 on: February 13, 2022, 04:54:42 PM »
Gerrard was doing his fucking nut on the side going back and forth in his technical area. The idea that he set a bad example is fucking shit.
Did you see his Jacob Rees Mogg impersonation?

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #100 on: February 13, 2022, 04:56:15 PM »
No as I was watching the game, but everytime the ball went down that side he caught the eye as he was striding about.

Offline Uknowthescore

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #101 on: February 13, 2022, 04:58:05 PM »
Given how poor Leeds were against Everton and how tepid we were, I wonder if the basketball game on Wednesday sapped energy. The squad is there.

I'd say it was definitely a factor, Gerrard referenced the 1st half distance stats in his post-match interview on Weds. My uncle watched the Leeds game yesterday and said they no zip at all.

If that is the case and gerrard though that surely he should have made a few changes. We ain’t exactly been brilliant.

Offline Woody17

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #102 on: February 13, 2022, 04:58:33 PM »
You cannot excuse that first half. Nobody played well, but it was just so pedestrian and passive. We must have checked back in to pass back to the centre half time and time again.

Watkins was being completely bullied by a total donkey like Burn, who in fairness was absolutely desperate to wear his shirt.

It really was up there with some of the worst we've seen in a first half this season.

Second half we were improved box to box. When we did move the ball quickly, we found acres of space and looked effective up to the box.

The delivery wasn't good enough, the forwards offered no credible threat and was all a bit huff a puff. We didn't create anywhere near enough.

Watkins, McGinn and Luiz were the worst of the bunch and they have been for weeks. I don't want to see any of them anywhere near the side in the next few games and all 3 should be replaced in the summer if our aspirations exceed inconsistent midtable.

Given how poor Leeds were against Everton and how tepid we were, I wonder if the basketball game on Wednesday sapped energy. The squad is there.

The opposition today were dreadful, offered nothing and we've been beaten without complaint ad we did fuck all ourselves.
Was just about to post but you have said exactly what I thought but with more eloquence. So typical of us. Just when you think we’re finally moving forward we very quickly appear to be moving backwards all over the pitch at an alarming rate.
Even Martinez doesn’t look like the presence he was 12 months ago.
My missus is from Wton (yeah I know) and isn’t a an out and out Dingle fan but her wry smile every weekend is beginning to grate.

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #103 on: February 13, 2022, 04:58:58 PM »
Thought Chambers was very average at the back aswell, would've played him as DM today tbh as Doug seems to have mentally checked out of the club.

He's in love with a bisexual Villan. Understandable if his head is all over the place.

What the fuck has someone’s sexuality to do about anything?



He's on about Luiz's girlfriend who is very attractive and also bisexual.

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Re: Newcastle v Villa Post Match Thread
« Reply #104 on: February 13, 2022, 04:59:55 PM »
Not to be dramatic, but the club needs to have a bit of an inquest into this season. It has been a massive let down and the most unprofessional from us since the new owners arrived.


I’m sure the club have inquests after every season.


 


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