Newcastle v Villa match thread

[mrfuse]

Fuck Luiz off.  He is shit on set pieces.

Why is he still on them.

[Proposition Joe]

I know it's been said before, but Jonjo Shelvey is a dead ringer for those cave-dwelling creatures in The Descent.

[TonyD]

Giving the ball away time after time. 

[Mellin]

It looks so obvious you have to ask what he’s doing on them. There’s quality delivery in this side.

[Villan82]

Cash gave that away too easily.

[Dave]

I know it's been said before, but Jonjo Shelvey is a dead ringer for those cave-dwelling creatures in The Descent.

I thought he was one of the inbred cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes?

[Toronto Villa]

We look really lifeless at the moment

[Risso]

Our midfield really is very shit at the moment.

[JUAN PABLO]

Conte out 😁

[jwarry]

Scrappy so far and not getting our playmakers on the ball

[Fred Crump]

In Athletico Mince , Bob Mortimer has made Shelvey into a Transylvanian vampire.

[Villan82]

Cash rushed that

[Steve67]

We still look a bit sum of the parts, waiting for one of the class players to do something special and then one of the other players gives the ball away.  It will come but some of our players really need to do the simple things, such as, passing to a player in claret and blue, stop over-hitting passes or set pieces.  The conditions might not be great but keep the ball better and these are there for the taking.

[Fred Crump]

Very poor so far. Need to settle down and start passing the ball properly.

[JUAN PABLO]

Wasye of a bandage