Rant thread

[Sexual Ealing]

Adrian Chiles in a velcro gimp suit, think of that whilst you're having your tea.

And you can fuck off too.

[itmustbe_it is!]

David James . Tit.

[Neil Hawkes]

Car turning signals - use the f**king things, I'm not Professor X.

[mrfuse]

Where are our leaders on the pitch, on paper we have great players but are any of them taking the game by the scruff of the neck?

Stop messing about on free kicks, we have one of the best players in the world at taking them just let him take every free kick. Make the keeper make a save for Gods sake.

[Hookeysmith]

McGinn - stop fucking doing the same things and fucking it up every time - premiership footballers have sussed out your game totally revolves around your one average foot and a huge arse. If they stop them (as they invariably do) then you of no purpose whatsoever.

Comedic talisman....just fuck off

[astonvilla82]

Where are our leaders on the pitch, on paper we have great players but are any of them taking the game by the scruff of the neck?

Stop messing about on free kicks, we have one of the best players in the world at taking them just let him take every free kick. Make the keeper make a save for Gods sake.

and take the free kick and throw ins quickly instead of waiting for them to get every Tom Dick and Harry back to defend

[N'ZMAV]

McPhee and the iPad can fuck off and all

[Tony Daleys Shorts]

Why the fuck is every single player we've sent out on loan playing out of their skin while the muppets we've kept are to a man playing atrociously!

[tony scott]

Why the hell do our two full backs keep marking the wrong corner flags ?9

[ChicagoLion]

I am annoyed that every time a team is need of a confidence boosting win, a player is in his his worst goal draught ever or a Manager needing that performance to change their fortunes, what do they pray for?
Lady Luck to intervene. Devine intervention? No they pray that the next game is fkin Aston Villa.

[itmustbe_it is!]

David James - a tit again

SSN just now "...Aston Villa stayed up because of a goal line technology failure"

[LeonW]

David James - a tit again

SSN just now "...Aston Villa stayed up because of a goal line technology failure"

 I wonder if the key bit here is SSN.

[KevinGage]

David James - a tit again

SSN just now "...Aston Villa stayed up because of a goal line technology failure"

If that's our erstwhile GK I'd suggest he's chain toking the jazz cigarattes again.

[Brazilian Villain]

Something I'm seeing more of on Twitter i.e. that player X is top of Y stat for 'the other 14' as if the 'Big 6' are playing in a different league. You can p!ss right off with that type of stat!

[Skerra]

What really boils my piss is teams not playing in their usual strips even when there’s no clash of colours.