Rant thread

[Ian.]

MON: Imagine reading a whole host of reviews online about a chef and a restaurant where the taster menus were always thoughtful and the food layered and evocative in its’ taste. You then book in to this restaurant, imagining the exciting and exotic fare you’re going to receive before a school dinner of meat and two veg is plonked down on your table with gravy on top whether you wanted it on or not. When you make a query about the menu choices, the chef flounces out despite a host of customers waiting. He never works in such a successful domestic restaurant again but retains the habit of buying lots of elaborate cooking equipment which he never uses. Yet still his online reviews barely seem to change.

10/10 for that.

Yes, that's a fucking belter.

Very good.

Actually when I realised Coutinho had signed the last time I felt this excited was when MON signed for us. I hope I’m not as angry and disappointed at the end of the relationship this time as I was then.

[martin o`who??]

Glory-hunting sky-supporters.

[martin o`who??]

Football clubs with so much surplus cash during a global Pandemic that they can afford to pay £100m for a player they didn't even need and then consider him surplus to requirements without even blinking.

[Footy-Vill]

Our current manager Gerrard calling Coutinho "a friend of mine" is trying to prove what exactly.
Someone's forgotten the Coach player relationship dynamic

Mate, I strongly advise you to drop this. Dean's not coming back, and these desperate attempts at finding reasons to hate the new guy and valorise the old guy are really, really not dignified.

Ok Monty . I'll deal this.
What's not dignified are Short term gains. I see through it but I'll let the man Utd matches play out before I rant on anything deemed necessary. I'm open to accepting the new manager and coach but don't see much change in final position coming about this season from changing from Deano to Steven. Granted don't need to force home any points or observations on ill discipline or rigid tactics , compact systems when there are also many positives have occured since bringing in new coach. So we can agree to disagree just have reservations and Brentford away was more than frustrating and predicatable in final result. So result wise it hardly looked like progress . Performance at times was lovely stuff though. But the attack at the goal itself forcing keeper in to saves was woeful.
That's done now and I hope Gerrards drive and enthusiasm will be communicated effeictively for a long while and not be something that ultimately ends in ruin.
Up the Villa.

[Bad English]

Great rant! UTV!

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

MON: Imagine reading a whole host of reviews online about a chef and a restaurant where the taster menus were always thoughtful and the food layered and evocative in its’ taste. You then book in to this restaurant, imagining the exciting and exotic fare you’re going to receive before a school dinner of meat and two veg is plonked down on your table with gravy on top whether you wanted it on or not. When you make a query about the menu choices, the chef flounces out despite a host of customers waiting. He never works in such a successful domestic restaurant again but retains the habit of buying lots of elaborate cooking equipment which he never uses. Yet still his online reviews barely seem to change.

10/10 for that.

Yes, that's a fucking belter.

I'd go so far as to say tremendous.

[john e]

MON: Imagine reading a whole host of reviews online about a chef and a restaurant where the taster menus were always thoughtful and the food layered and evocative in its’ taste. You then book in to this restaurant, imagining the exciting and exotic fare you’re going to receive before a school dinner of meat and two veg is plonked down on your table with gravy on top whether you wanted it on or not. When you make a query about the menu choices, the chef flounces out despite a host of customers waiting. He never works in such a successful domestic restaurant again but retains the habit of buying lots of elaborate cooking equipment which he never uses. Yet still his online reviews barely seem to change.

10/10 for that.

Yes, that's a fucking belter.

I'd go so far as to say tremendous.

fab..u…las

[not3bad]

Just watching FA Cup Match of the Day.

One of the players is asked "Who do you fancy in the next round?"

He answers "Man Utd for me."

Fuck off you're getting the Villa.

[clash city rocker]

Fuck off united...fuck off VAR... fuck of shit  referees..fuck off cheats cavani...just fuck off

[Villan82]

What I watched tonight was corruption. I am sick of being cheated. It is absolutely rotten. I wish we could have Division One back and none of the theatrics, pantomime shit of the premier-league era.

[Ads]

Man United are cheating fucking ****** and always have been. It's even worse now that they're absolutely fucking shite.

[villadelph]

Man United are cheating fucking ****** and always have been. It's even worse now that they're absolutely fucking shite.

The FA is desperate to keep them relevant and bank on the international support.

[Steve67]

Novak Wankavic. Get jabbed you spreading fecker.  Even his brother was embarrassed when the reporter asked him about being Covid positive and mixing with the public.  Michael Oliver, take a look at yourself and man the fuck up.  VAR, stop cheating. 

[algy]

Tonight. Just, tonight. Would they have scrutinised the goal to that degree of it had been the Mancs who scored it? Would they fuck. You could tell as soon as they were looking at it for more than a minute that the goal was going to be disallowed, they were just trying to find a reason for it.

Up the other end, would they have ignored a Manc defender screaming in pain then pouring with blood in the penalty area? Would they fuck. They'd have watched VAR on loop until they found something, anything, to give a penalty for.

The cheating twats can shove the FA Cup up their arse, then they can shove it up a bit more, then they can get a bargepole and push the cup even more to make sure it's shoved sufficiently up their arse. And then they can fuck off. And when they've done that, they can fuck off again, and they can keep fucking off because they're cheating twats.

[Villan82]

Man Ure and us.

1. 1992-93- Fergie time against Wednesday. Denied us a title more or less.
2. Signing Yorke in 1998 when we were genuine title challengers.
3. Signing Bosnich in 1999 only to bin him soon after.
4. The 2002 FA Cup tie when we conceded three late goals to lose 2-3.
5. The 2010 League Cup final when we were cheated by corrupt officiating when Vidic was not sent off.
6. The 2-2 at Villa Park in 2010-11 when we again lost the lead late on after a terrific performance.
7. Them signing Young.
8. The home game in 2012-13 when we again lost a lead.
9. The away game in 2012-13, Van Persie hattrick.
10. Red nose pointing at his fucking watch on  multiple occasions.
11. So many FA Cup third round games.
12. When we got relegated in 2016 it had to come at their place.
13. Tonight's corruption.

C**ts.