FFP

[dave.woodhall]

I am one interwar Birmingham Senior Cup statistic from overflowing here.

Would pre-WW1 do?

[algy]

Not sure where the thrills would come from in an accounting context, but several H&Vers have assured me it’s where the action is, in the past, on here.

It's always 'sexy time' when there's accountants around e.g. Companies House now requires companies to confirm their intended future activities are lawful on their annual confirmation statement, with this requirement applying to statements filed from March 5, 2024, onwards. This is part of new measures under the Economic Crime and Corporate Transparency Act 2023 (ECCTA) that aim to improve data accuracy and tackle unlawful activities on the register.

Ah, that’s clever. They’ll know which ones are run as fronts for crims because they’ll be the ones who haven’t confirmed their future activities will be lawful!

[Louzie0]

Not sure where the thrills would come from in an accounting context, but several H&Vers have assured me it’s where the action is, in the past, on here.

It's always 'sexy time' when there's accountants around e.g. Companies House now requires companies to confirm their intended future activities are lawful on their annual confirmation statement, with this requirement applying to statements filed from March 5, 2024, onwards. This is part of new measures under the Economic Crime and Corporate Transparency Act 2023 (ECCTA) that aim to improve data accuracy and tackle unlawful activities on the register.

Ah, that’s clever. They’ll know which ones are run as fronts for crims because they’ll be the ones who haven’t confirmed their future activities will be lawful!

That’s rather subtle for the average white collar criminal, surely?

[Percy McCarthy]

^^ My mate and his missus were online, sorting out their trip to Vegas to get married and she was posed the question ‘do you plan to carry out a terrorist act’?

The screen jumped and she clicked ‘yes’.

They had to be interviewed at the US embassy in Belfast to convince them it was a mistake.

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

[kippaxvilla2]

IRA limited got struck off eventually for not filing accounts.

[pauliewalnuts]

^^ My mate and his missus were online, sorting out their trip to Vegas to get married and she was posed the question ‘do you plan to carry out a terrorist act’?

The screen jumped and she clicked ‘yes’.

They had to be interviewed at the US embassy in Belfast to convince them it was a mistake.

I remember flying to the US in the 1980s and the card you'd fill in on the plane before landing made you tick a box to say you'd had nothing to do with the Nazis. The original Nazis, the 1940s ones.

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

^^ My mate and his missus were online, sorting out their trip to Vegas to get married and she was posed the question ‘do you plan to carry out a terrorist act’?

The screen jumped and she clicked ‘yes’.

They had to be interviewed at the US embassy in Belfast to convince them it was a mistake.

I remember flying to the US in the 1980s and the card you'd fill in on the plane before landing made you tick a box to say you'd had nothing to do with the Nazis. The original Nazis, the 1940s ones.

That's hilarious. I'm surprised they don't also ask the Germans if they are anything to do with the Hessians.

[Rory]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

"It's my IRA voice."

[eamonn]

Rubber-dinghy rapids bro.

[Gareth]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

"It's my IRA voice."

Brendan Rodgers would be buggered by that…everytime I hear him interviewed I just of the bloke who used to have to voiceover Gerry Adams back in the day.

[Rory]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

"It's my IRA voice."

Brendan Rodgers would be buggered by that…everytime I hear him interviewed I just of the bloke who used to have to voiceover Gerry Adams back in the day.

Steve Coogan?

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

"It's my IRA voice."

"You can't win an argument just by being right!"

I can't tell you how much I love that film. I would have quoted some other lines but without context I think I may get banned!

[Rory]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

"It's my IRA voice."

"You can't win an argument just by being right!"

I can't tell you how much I love that film. I would have quoted some other lines but without context I think I may get banned!

Ah go for it.

"I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!"

[Skipper_The_Eyechild]

Does that ever catch a terrorist out? I can't imagine many are actually like the ones from Four Lions.

"It's my IRA voice."

"You can't win an argument just by being right!"

I can't tell you how much I love that film. I would have quoted some other lines but without context I think I may get banned!

Ah go for it.

"I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!"

"Ey up you unbelieving Kuffar bastards! I'm gonna turn you to baked beans."

I'll stop there, unless I can think of what that relates to FFP!