Tottenham vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[Toronto Villa]

Why does El Ghazi so often think he can physically run through players? They need to play Star Trekkin in the dressing room before the game: ye cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics...

In his head he is Cristiano Ronaldo

[Proposition Joe]

I didn't recognise Delle Alli with his new Jack Sparrow look. Did I maybe see Jack tapping him up there?

[andyh]

That’s a fucking booking on jack

[Toronto Villa]

Did I just hear Chris Coleman say Nakamba's running the show.

precisely why Coleman is no longer a club manager

[Toronto Villa]

That's a fucking horrendous tackle on Jack and yellow card. But nope we will get one in a minute for nothing at all no doubt

[saint13]

He is awful in every way,

[Damo70]

Stupid kick off time. What have I missed?

Lately there have been a number of 'double headers' with TV games kicking off at 6pm and 815pm.

[andyh]

Get the fuck in

[olaftab]

Yes yes yes

[Toronto Villa]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[manic-road]

Yes Ollie, we deserve that.

[Damo70]

Ollie Ollie Ollie Oy Oy Oy!!!

[Goldie.7]

Let's fucking goooooooooo!

[Toronto Villa]

FUCK OFF COMMENTATOR. "Once again Ollie Watkins has scored against one of the big boys" FUCK RIGHT OFF

[The Edge]

Ollieeeeeeeee