Aston Villa vs Fulham Match Thread

[Risso]

Terrible Cash.

[jwarry]

What happened to the team that dazzled us before the new year?

Indeed. I’ve started tutting again 🙄

[ChicagoLion]

Just to iterate its not an injury ok.

Then what the fuck is it

[mobythevillan]

Alex, you're gonna get all kinds of theories mate....I'll throw one in: he's off to Citeh in May 

[taylorsworkrate]

Cannot see where we are going to get a goal from

[Bad English]

Wherefore art thou Jack???

Because that's the name he was given.

[Holte132]

Wherefore art thou Jack???

Because that's the name he was given.

Very good!!

[ChicagoLion]

What happened to the team that dazzled us before the new year?

ask Alex Croperly

[Bad English]

Wherefore art thou Jack???

Because that's what his parents decided to name him.

Ah, you saw to that earlier. Cheers!

[Whiney MacWhineface]

What happened to the team that dazzled us before the new year?

Indeed. I’ve started tutting again 🙄

I’m tutting too. The cat on my lap is so bored she’s fast asleep.

[montague]

Not much better than last year I'm afraid, good job we got early points

[SamTheMouse]

We need three quality signings this summer: two first choice wingers, and a centre forward to compete with/support Ollie. I reckon about 70 million should do it.

[kippaxvilla2]

What Alex is hinting at is Jack was delayed arriving after the family all got questioned by police for lack of social distancing at the Easter church service.

[PaulTheVillan]

Just to iterate its not an injury ok.

Then what the fuck is it

It’s shit talking

[Dave]

Wherefore art thou Jack???

Because that's what his parents decided to name him.

Ah, you saw to that earlier. Cheers!

Linguistic standards need to be maintained.