Summer Transfer Thread and Gustavo Cisneros Type Rumours.

[Brazilian Villain]

Every club in Rio, every club in Istanbul...

İstanbul Başakşehir?

Ah these blow ins, dammit. Let's say real clubs.

Arguably Fluminense albeit a demonym.

[Monty]

Yeah but then you could argue 'Aston Villa' is a metonym.

[Steve67]

Julien Alvarez for 15 mill?  Never heard of him, cue the obligatory Youtube vids.  Anyone any the wiser?

[Toronto Villa]

Julien Alvarez for 15 mill?  Never heard of him, cue the obligatory Youtube vids.  Anyone any the wiser?

[edgysatsuma89]

I know jack shit about the South American leagues. What are the defensive levels like over there? Just for perspective.

[Ads]

Alexa, define rattled...

I can't stand Aston Villa. We were absolutely dreadful last season, woeful for the main, they did the double over us and we STILL finished 6 points clear.
All over Twitter, constantly seeing Villa fans giving it the large one, saying they'll overtake us.
How about jog on you muggy little cretins, know your place.
We should have relegated them when we had the chance

Some Arsenal Tarquin.

[Brend'Watkins]

You know you’re on the right trajectory when you read the likes of that.

[VILLA MOLE]

Alexa, define rattled...

I can't stand Aston Villa. We were absolutely dreadful last season, woeful for the main, they did the double over us and we STILL finished 6 points clear.
All over Twitter, constantly seeing Villa fans giving it the large one, saying they'll overtake us.
How about jog on you muggy little cretins, know your place.
We should have relegated them when we had the chance

Some Arsenal Tarquin.

and there you have them ! entitled much ? 😀

[Percy McCarthy]

Alexa, define rattled...

I can't stand Aston Villa. We were absolutely dreadful last season, woeful for the main, they did the double over us and we STILL finished 6 points clear.
All over Twitter, constantly seeing Villa fans giving it the large one, saying they'll overtake us.
How about jog on you muggy little cretins, know your place.
We should have relegated them when we had the chance

Some Arsenal Tarquin.

And that from a club that!’s never been promoted.

[Axl Rose]

Julien Alvarez for 15 mill?  Never heard of him, cue the obligatory Youtube vids.  Anyone any the wiser?

He's pretty decent on Pro Evo. I always used to loan him out, however.

[Hockley Lion]

Football insider allege that they ahve been told Ward prowse is interested in coming here.

I would take that with a pinch of salt as this site is notorious for making things up

So if they’re known for making it up why are you quoting it?

Because the stuff they make up we don’t like

But the stuff we like we hope they didn’t make up

It’s a transfer rumour thread.
The source is unreliable, but it’s still a rumour.
My guess is if it had been posted by a H&V big hitter it wouldn’t have been questioned

I’d query anyone posting rumours from that bunch of lying click bait wankers. It staggers me people’s lack of an internal edit function, they just rehash any old shit and expect the rest of us to do the editing for them. Well bollocks to that.

And yes I will die on this hill of forever ridiculing and questioning people who quote FootballInsider.

Give it a rest will you, your talking nonsense. Its a rumour thread. It probably is a load of crap but thats what a rumour thread is for . How hard is that to comprehend?

Don't worry about it. It usually happens when you beat someone to a rumour that's just popped up. I've also committed the crime of mentioning a football insider rumour on the BBC website without triple checking it's  validity. I didn't know then that football insider were beyond the pale. These days I just contact the player's involved directly 😉.

[eamonn]

Mason Mount & Ben Chilwell to self-isolate after coming in close contact with Billy Gilmour

What a fucking stupid rule. Surely the entire Scotland team has to and most of England. Jack likely still won’t get a start.

No doubt Southgate will tell Jack to self isolate because he glanced at Mount as he went to get breakfast the next morning

Can we keep the Euros-chatter out of the sexy transfer thread where we all dream of opulent new signings?

[Hockley Lion]

Alexa, define rattled...

I can't stand Aston Villa. We were absolutely dreadful last season, woeful for the main, they did the double over us and we STILL finished 6 points clear.
All over Twitter, constantly seeing Villa fans giving it the large one, saying they'll overtake us.
How about jog on you muggy little cretins, know your place.
We should have relegated them when we had the chance

Some Arsenal Tarquin.

Bricking it! We know our place alright. Founding fathers.

[martyn ellis]

Julien Alvarez for 15 mill?  Never heard of him, cue the obligatory Youtube vids.  Anyone any the wiser?

According to my very good friend Jorge, who is a lifelong fan, member and was once even on the board of River Plate and took me around the stadium a couple of years back, Julian Alvarez is a terrific player. here's what he just 'whatsapped' to me (and I translate):
"He is a player with an incredible goal-scoring capability, very strong, great ball control. If he goes to Villa they will not be disappointed ... at the moment he is in the team playing in the 'Copa de America'."
And this guy knows what he is talking about.

[Hockley Lion]

Julien Alvarez for 15 mill?  Never heard of him, cue the obligatory Youtube vids.  Anyone any the wiser?

According to my very good friend Jorge, who is a lifelong fan, member and was once even on the board of River Plate and took me around the stadium a couple of years back, Julian Alvarez is a terrific player. here's what he just 'whatsapped' to me (and I translate):
"He is a player with an incredible goal-scoring capability, very strong, great ball control. If he goes to Villa they will not be disappointed ... at the moment he is in the team playing in the 'Copa de America'."
And this guy knows what he is talking about.

Looks good in the video. Both feet too. He'll be wanting to play ⚽ with Jack next season as well I suppose.

Utv.