Summer Transfer Thread and Gustavo Cisneros Type Rumours.

[cdward]

Yeah righto mate, let's sign Tivo Impedimento and Ashley Banjo.
Blues or Albion? Or i am just missing your sense of humour.

[AllanW]

How is Odsonne overvalued at the £15m-ish he'd cost but Abraham isn't at the £35-40m he'd cost?

Because Odsonne is wanted by a number of clubs who could buy him and the price will therefore be over £20m while Tammy is only coming to us or being used as a makeweight in a swap deal so will go for around £30m. One is overvalued and one about right for their skillsets IMO. But feel free to change the traffic signal; they're not set in stone

[AllanW]

Yeah righto mate, let's sign Tivo Impedimento and Ashley Banjo.
Blues or Albion? Or i am just missing your sense of humour.

Neither club; you're just missing the humour. Those names are jokey ones for the actual Chelsea academy right back Valentino Livramento who we've been linked with and the actual Fulham centre back Tosin Adarabioyo equally whose names are exotic so us average dumb footie fans need them to be standardised. It's a joke but falls flat if you have to explain it.

[Sexual Ealing]

I wouldn't open with it!

[Percy McCarthy]

I wouldn't open with it!

Might go down well at Bernard Manning’s club?

Foreigners eh? Haven’t they got funny names?

[AllanW]

Might go down well at Bernard Manning’s club?

Foreigners eh? Haven’t they got funny names?

You win. Well done. You're far more virtuous, noble and politically correct than I am. Congratulations.

[Percy McCarthy]

Might go down well at Bernard Manning’s club?

Foreigners eh? Haven’t they got funny names?

You win. Well done. You're far more virtuous, noble and politically correct than I am. Congratulations.

Thanks. Anti-racist will do if you want to save time.

[AllanW]

Thanks. Anti-racist will do if you want to save time.

Nah. Wannabee 'White Knight', sanctimonious prig and all-round killjoy is nearer the mark. Bye.

[Toronto Villa]

Thanks. Anti-racist will do if you want to save time.

Nah. Wannabee 'White Knight', sanctimonious prig and all-round killjoy is nearer the mark. Bye.

wow, all a bit harsh.

[Kevin Dawson]

Thanks. Anti-racist will do if you want to save time.

Nah. Wannabee 'White Knight', sanctimonious prig and all-round killjoy is nearer the mark. Bye.


Absolutely no need for that AllanW....

[eamonn]

I think AllanW's been picked-on here before, understandable if he's a bit sensitive.

[Legion]

Enough of that please.

[Holy Trinity]

Would it be a transfer thread without a little drama!?

Read it in boris johnsons voice. That takes the edge off it.

[algy]

The link to that Rangers left back, Borna Barisic, is interesting if true.  I've not seen him play, but he sounds like an attacking wing-back type, a bit like a left-sided Matty Cash.

Are we just going for hammering every team 6-3?  Cos I'm absolutely down with that kind of caper.

[Percy McCarthy]

I think AllanW's been picked-on here before, understandable if he's a bit sensitive.

“The man admitted it was his fault as he’d been run over before”.