Newcastle United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[The Edge]

Ollie Watkins has played every minute of every game as a lone striker. It's starting to show. He looks knackered

[ASHTONVILLA]

Bad as we have been, they have been worse. Think we will win it.

[ktvillan]

Late Andy Carroll winner anyone?

I was thinking that half way through the first half

[yammers]

The French commentators are now asking what will happen when Jack fucks off.

I will get shot down for this however, I genuinely think that our better players will start thinking about moving on if we don't improve and sadly they might mean improving the management to help attract better players.

An improvement from 17th to 9th not enough in the space of 9 months?

It's a remarkable achievement and one to be proud of (albeit we haven't finished 9th yet).  But the likes of Jack want to play at the highest level so we need to push on.

[balloubaby]

Utter fucking shit. Don’t mind a few off performances but in danger of losing so much of the positive progress pre-Christmas. So need a win.

[SamTheMouse]

El Ghazi has been awful.

Bundle of joy you must be to live with.

Oh give it a rest.

[Edvard Remberg]

Dare I say Ross been an improvement?

[Mossie Hennebry]

I hadn't planned to, but i've just had to get a beer from the fridge, this is what watching us is doing to me

Just finished a bottle of wine. Might open another.

I've cracked open a bottle of Bunnahabhain.

Scotch? The name literally reads like gaelic for the 'bottom of the river'.

Yes, an Islay single malt.

*Frankie Boyle mode on*

Best 12 year old I've had in ages

*Frankie Boyle mode off*

Sounds lovely. Like a  Lagavullin.

[dean saunders left boot]

I hadn't planned to, but i've just had to get a beer from the fridge, this is what watching us is doing to me

A triple hopped golden ale from Aldi, my dad picked them up for me last weekend, I think he realised that the way Villa have been playing recently I needed alcohol to get me through watching matches!

Just finished a bottle of wine. Might open another.

I've cracked open a bottle of Bunnahabhain.

Fantastic! What is it?

[Sexual Ealing]

My stream has died. Not too bothered by this development.

[Edvard Remberg]

My stream has died. Not too bothered by this development.

Ohhhh did you see that?

[Proposition Joe]

Mings is just bamboozled by Joelinton. So weird.

[SoccerHQ]

We're a really hard watch currently.

Just shows you what a good player Grealish is and how he makes things on the ball look so easy.

[Ads]

Better again Barkely, good ball.

[rob_bridge]

Dare I say Ross been an improvement?

If you think so yes. I hope he rams his critics words (I included) right down our throats