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West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« on: November 24, 2020, 09:13:37 PM »





As we return to the scene of our Great Escape, when to the immense distress of football supporters all round south-east Birmingham and the plague pits to the north and western hinterlands, we stayed up and continued with our plans for world domination. West Ham are a place and a point behind us in the league, and they'll be a lot further behind by ten o'clock, or whenever the match finishes. Winning the World Cup all those years ago won't make much difference when the upcoming World Champions get going. 

The good bits about the 'Ammers are Robert Snodgrass, who deserves your respect. The lengthy list of bad bits is headed by Lady Brady and the Pornos, who deserve your contempt. Somehow David Moyes is managing to hang onto his job, and when he eventually gets the sack there'll always be a place for him as the husband who mistreats his kind-hearted but love-blind wife in a Kay Mellor drama before getting his comeuppance when she finds him with the barmaid from down the road.

There won't be any West Ham fans in the ground but there'll be a lot of them in Essex, moaning loudly about Brady, Gold, Sullivan and how the East End ain't wot it used t'be, Gawd bless the old Queen Mum, as their team let in another goal.
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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2020, 09:35:25 PM »
Gerroutta our kit !

Jellied eels 0  Villa 2. 

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2020, 09:36:23 PM »
Including so many of the lovely people I work with.
Thanks Dave, what an epic opener to the pre match thread.

I think well win.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2020, 09:47:19 PM »
Them, unfortunately. Or a draw. We haven't had one of those yet this season.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2020, 10:49:42 PM »
Seems like we've drawn more v West Ham than anyone in last 15 years?

Two last season of course and wouldn't shock me if it's the same on Monday.

Will go for 2-2.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2020, 11:06:16 PM »
Without Barclay, Dean has a decision to make and I hope Conor gets the nod, his contribution was, in some places, overlooked as far as our survival is concerned.

2-0.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2020, 03:14:03 AM »
Them 0 us something. Pretty much the way its gone on the road this season. I do hope Antonio is still out mind you.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2020, 06:27:51 AM »
Not to be taken lightly
They are 1 point behind us and for all the early season talk of meltdown they have looked OK in the games I have seen
what ever result comes from this would not suprise me, play as we did at Ars and we win play as we did against leeds we lose or we have not had a draw yet so could be due one.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2020, 07:20:26 AM »
Cockney Kit Stealers 1 The Magnificently Named Aston Villa 3

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2020, 07:21:38 AM »
What a mess that club has become. They play in that vacuous soul less stadium in the arse end of no where. Run by those insipid dodgy chancers.
The poster boy for what can go wrong to a football club.
As for the Villa , Aeneas to Icarus


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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2020, 09:31:44 AM »
As for the Villa , Aeneas to Icarus

Don't sit too near the fire, you'll get your arse burnt ?

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2020, 09:50:34 AM »
What a mess that club has become. They play in that vacuous soul less stadium in the arse end of no where. Run by those insipid dodgy chancers.
The poster boy for what can go wrong to a football club.


That's not really true though is it?  They've got a much better record than us over the last ten years and a brand new, enormous stadium for pretty well nothing, however soulless it is.  I wouldn't want those two as owners if they were the last people on earth, but there are obviously clubs in far worse positions than the Spam.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2020, 09:58:28 AM »
What a mess that club has become. They play in that vacuous soul less stadium in the arse end of no where. Run by those insipid dodgy chancers.
The poster boy for what can go wrong to a football club.


That's not really true though is it?  They've got a much better record than us over the last ten years and a brand new, enormous stadium for pretty well nothing, however soulless it is.  I wouldn't want those two as owners if they were the last people on earth, but there are obviously clubs in far worse positions than the Spam.
Maybe listened to too many London Cab Drivers and other Hammers, some are close to suicidal.
The gamble may still pay off and they become the next Citeh, I have a dislike of clubs moving from their roots generally and many times it does not work out. I still wouldnt swap the last 10 years to end up with those owners and that stadium.

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2020, 10:07:01 AM »
Whichever team scores first will win. Them's the rules. 8 and counting this season...

Got a horrible feeling it will be 2-1 to Alf Garnett's mob.

Hope that's plain bang wrong!

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Re: West Ham v Villa Monday evening 8.00 pre-match thread
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2020, 11:13:37 AM »
16-16

 


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