January Transfer Window

[KevinGage]

Tough midfielder

Central defender

2 new trolls. One that adds a bit more than infantile lies about his knowledge and  experience of every subject and the pub he owns.

And one that politically would vote for Hitler, because “it’s a great laugh to fuck off moderates”

Aye. Free transfer out our current pair to make room.

[Fred Crump]

Haha, brilliant SR ! If funds would allow I think we could also strengthen by adding a versatile utility troll who can cover a variety of positions, climate change denier, anti- vaxxer, and QAnon believer. There is one available who could also help out on the playing side by being no.3 goalkeeper. Step forward David Icke ....

[thick_mike]

I’d like to bring in a general builder who can give advice on building regs, plumbing and electrics.

Also a mysterious anonymous celebrity who can spread gossip from the arts and entertainment world.

[PeterWithesShin]

4 defenders
3 midfielders
2 strikers
and a partridge in a pear tree

[Percy McCarthy]

Tough midfielder

Central defender

2 new trolls. One that adds a bit more than infantile lies about his knowledge and  experience of every subject and the pub he owns.

And one that politically would vote for Hitler, because “it’s a great laugh to fuck off moderates”

Round of applause.

[darren woolley]

Would love to see us sign two or three in the January window.

[OCD]

I think I would rather we fill 2-3 positions in January by signing ok players with over-inflated transfer fees or wait until the summer and fill the same positions with better players for less inflated transfer fees.

[N'ZMAV]

Centre midfield. Another option at centre back (don't think Smith will use Engels much) - and a left back to give Targett some competition, as Taylor won't get much of a kick.

[N'ZMAV]

and a striker is Wesley is still injured.

[Damo70]

Haha, brilliant SR ! If funds would allow I think we could also strengthen by adding a versatile utility troll who can cover a variety of positions, climate change denier, anti- vaxxer, and QAnon believer. There is one available who could also help out on the playing side by being no.3 goalkeeper. Step forward David Icke ....

Fair play to David Icke. It has been proved that at least one of the royal family is a reptile. And maybe other things that end in ''phile".

I myself have purchased a Flat Earth FC club shirt. They are playing San Fernando tomorrow. But I have to admit I am more of an amused fan of the team rather than the beliefs of the club heirachy. They are in the Spanish Tercera Division (fourth level of Spanish football).

[Mister E]

Reported on the Beeb website and lifted from the ME:
Marseille have dropped out of the race for Strasbourg's £20m-rated Villa transfer target Mohamed Simakan, the 20-year-old French defender.

[paul_e]

There isn't a single player on that list I'd be interested in or who'd improve our squad significantly, not one of them would come in as a starter for me (although in the case of Giroud that's only down to his age).

[olaftab]

I agree with Footy-Vill. Lundstrum could be our Henderson.

[ASHTONVILLA]

On evidence so far this season I'd say we need competition for McGinn and Ming's. Our poor games coincide with one or both having off days usually. In Ming's case I'd say we need someone better that puts him on the bench as he really isn't good enough to be a nailed on starter. With McGinn we just need competition.

In an ideal world I'd want someone to push Watkins as well, but suspect the club will want to see what form Wesley can achieve first.

[SoccerHQ]

I'd take Antonio but surely will get a new deal at West Ham given he practically kept them up in final 10 games.