Spawny Vile bastards

[Rory]

SHA refers to this as the HIV forum and yet none of us have contracted it.

I find it pretty distasteful myself and am surprised one of their own haven't called time on it. It doesn't belittle us personally in any way but for me it is offensive in general.

Agreed, that's classless and offensive even for them. They should stick to making up masturbatory rhymes for whoever their manager is in any given month.

[Brend'Watkins]

We are bigger because we carry the name of the city. Fact!
We are bigger because we have an anthem. Fact!
We are bigger because we control all the pubs in town. Those we can find anyway.
We are bigger because we won a game because we scored a goal direct from a throw in.  First team to do so, fact!.
We are bigger because our ground is the Old Trafford of the Midlands. (Karen Brady said so, fact!)
We are bigger because we had a BCFC watch which was twice as expensive as the same without BCFC on it.
We are bigger because we have the most recognizable badge in world football and which shows how important we are. 
We are bigger because our mascot has more connection with a cartoon than it does with a football club.
We are bigger because we have had owners from a wide range of backgrounds, Scrap Metal Merchant, Hairdresser, Porn barons and Overseas covert Financial Operations. We nearly had a Scaffolding company as well.

[cdbearsfan]

One of our owners had a helicopter, but he didn't like to talk about it.

[brian green]

Small Heath is the only known football ground to be recorded in the London Gazette of as the crime scene when a female SHA fan was gang raped by a group of male SHA fans on the Tilton Rd terraces.  Beat that you Vile nancy boys.

[p_ad]

I thought it was a crime scene every other Saturday at kick off time

[Damo70]

One of our owners had a helicopter, but he didn't like to talk about it.

I don't know about him talking about the helicopter but I saw enough photos of him standing in front of it over the years. I reckon every Christmas card he sent every year had a picture of that helicopter on with him standing in front of it.

[Pat McMahon]

https://youtu.be/AvtGRqMEDCc

The last time they got decent crowds was when Vile fans occupied both ends of their ground.

Good times. Seems crazy to put Villa at opposite ends but that's small time small heath for you. And this also proves that their favourite little ditty "shit on the villa" was actually stolen from us. We sang it to them first. (as in shit on the city) obvs.

I was (correctly) pulled up on the assumption that we had both ends a few years ago by a fellow poster.

I thought we were given the Tilton and the Railway end for the first few years after promotion in 1975. IN reality the Railway end was mixed, which would be hard to believe these days.

I first remember hearing Shit on the City before the away game in 1977. An evening of utter carnage.

[Percy McCarthy]

https://youtu.be/AvtGRqMEDCc

The last time they got decent crowds was when Vile fans occupied both ends of their ground.

Good times. Seems crazy to put Villa at opposite ends but that's small time small heath for you. And this also proves that their favourite little ditty "shit on the villa" was actually stolen from us. We sang it to them first. (as in shit on the city) obvs.

I was (correctly) pulled up on the assumption that we had both ends a few years ago by a fellow poster.

I thought we were given the Tilton and the Railway end for the first few years after promotion in 1975. IN reality the Railway end was mixed, which would be hard to believe these days.

I first remember hearing Shit on the City before the away game in 1977. An evening of utter carnage.

Intense that night was.

[Legion]

Worse than the matches on their return to the top division in 2002/3?

[Villan For Life]

Worse than the matches on their return to the top division in 2002/3?

There was less segregation then and you could pay cash on the gate which lead to more trouble inside the ground. It was horrible at times. 2002/03 was toxic but at least you knew you were next to a Villa fan, back then you really couldn’t tell for certain.

[WassallVillain]

I first remember hearing Shit on the City before the away game in 1977. An evening of utter carnage.

First time I heard it was 1975 or 76 at Anfield. We lost 3 - 0 I think.  As with everything SHA were late adopters.

[FrankyH]

One thing the spawny vile bastards will never do is retire a shirt. The DVBs will never, NEVER EVER, have such a legend at their vile club.

Brilliant !!! , if ever a parody of that excuse of a website  sums up their bitterness, inferiority complex  and hatred of us , these two sentences sum them up.

[Legion]

Spoiler for Hiden:

Petrov for one season

[Dougs Socks]

Hopefully, being Spawny vile bastards continues...otherwise our shite neighbours will have fuck all to fill their worthless existence with.

We ain't a big club, but their forums biggest posts are about us!

Throw a pebble into the water and watch those ripples spread out. We fart they drown

[ez]

Small heath seem to know a lot about us and our players. The only player of theirs I can name is Gardner.