West Ham United vs Aston Villa STAYING UP!!!! - Post Match Thread

[Rory]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

'Apologies for my language' aside, bang on!

[TonyD]

Phew! That’s all.

Agreed.

Come on 12th September

[exiled on the wirral!]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

Let's not forget those Leeds W**kers

[Smithy]

Whenever anyone raises the Sheff Utd 'goal' I simply say I'd be happy to give back that point, as long we get one for the disallowed 'goal' at Crystal Palace.

[Axl Rose]

At 73 minutes I casually put on my socks and trainers and went for a walk.
I could not bear watching any longer and fully expected to have a coronary had I continued watching.
My Mrs and daughter just looked at me open mouthed as I walked out.

Back in at 17:57 to be met by both of them screaming we had done it !!

What an afternoon.

Love this story

UTV🙂

That is lovely mate. Chuffed for you.

[LukeJames]

Us going down was important for other teams because we will 100% push in from here now.

[Axl Rose]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

Let's not forget those Leeds W**kers

I sadly don't mind them, but they can go on the list, too. Haha.

[KevinGage]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

You sir are a prince amongst men.

[AlexAlexCropley]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

That's better than the speech from Henry V

[Monty]

Whenever anyone raises the Sheff Utd 'goal' I simply say I'd be happy to give back that point, as long we get one for the disallowed 'goal' at Crystal Palace.

Honestly there are so many VAR fuckeries against us this year. I don't think I'm being self-pitying either - Guardiola said effectively the same.

[brontebilly]

Well done all. Relegation would have been a disaster for the club. Got there in the end. Awful first half performance but much better in the second. Looked like we were heading for a real Roy of the rovers type finish with Jack but it's Villa so nothing is ever easy.

Reina 4, Guilbert 7, Konsa 5, Mings 7, Targett 6, Luiz 7, Hourihane 6, McGinn 7, Grealish 8, Trez 5, Samatta 5. Davis 7, Nakamba 6, Hause 6. Smith 6

[olaftab]

That bottle of port will go down nicely later this evening.

With good cheese I hope.

[andyh]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

An eloquent and restrained piece of prose.
Beautifully put.

[KevinGage]

I’m not fully down with the notion of staying up as an achievement in and of itself (well OK, maybe based on where we were mid July).

But the idea of B-lose fans, the tatters and Poocastle dregs of humanity crying themselves to sleep over the unfairness of us staying up makes me all warm and tingly.

[CT]

Fuck every supporter from every other club that wished us ill.

We stayed up and you'll just have to fucking accept it, fuckers. Suck my balls. Poxy twats supporting poxy c***s like Wolves, Newcastle, Coventry, West Brom, and those half fingered scrotums at the Sty. Fuck you all. Apologies for my language.

Up the fucking Villa! Rampage time.

...and amen to that!!