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Press-ing (a year) back
« on: April 27, 2020, 12:35:31 AM »
Twelve months ago this weekend I wrote the best sentence I'll ever put in a match report.

http://thebirminghampress.com/2019/04/what-happened-next/
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2020, 12:48:53 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on April 27, 2020, 12:35:31 AM
Twelve months ago this weekend I wrote the best sentence I'll ever put in a match report.

http://thebirminghampress.com/2019/04/what-happened-next/


You were always destined to write a great sentence Dave. I believe it is known as 'The Infinite Monkey Theorem'.  ;)
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2020, 06:10:51 PM »
It brings happy memories to a gloomy time. The amazing winning streak, the pantomime at Leeds, the Albion semi, and the feeling of dread/giddy hope of the play-off final.

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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2020, 07:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Damo70 on April 27, 2020, 12:48:53 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on April 27, 2020, 12:35:31 AM
Twelve months ago this weekend I wrote the best sentence I'll ever put in a match report.

http://thebirminghampress.com/2019/04/what-happened-next/


You were always destined to write a great sentence Dave. I believe it is known as 'The Infinite Monkey Theorem'.  ;)

There's also 'The Damo's Clipped Ear Correlation'.
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2020, 10:32:19 PM »
'They should be let out of the house'- Dave, you can see into the future?  Are we staying up?
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2020, 12:22:02 PM »
Great read Dave.
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2020, 01:45:02 PM »
Quote from: darren woolley on April 28, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Great read Dave.

Thanks Daz. You keeping well?
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2020, 03:42:36 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on April 28, 2020, 01:45:02 PM
Quote from: darren woolley on April 28, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Great read Dave.

Thanks Daz. You keeping well?

I'm trying but being alone and stopping in for 5 weeks started to get to me a bit Dave.
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Re: Press-ing (a year) back
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2020, 08:29:35 PM »
Quote from: darren woolley on May 06, 2020, 03:42:36 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on April 28, 2020, 01:45:02 PM
Quote from: darren woolley on April 28, 2020, 12:22:02 PM
Great read Dave.

Thanks Daz. You keeping well?

I'm trying but being alone and stopping in for 5 weeks started to get to me a bit Dave.

Given your hectic social life that must be a blow Big Daz.
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