Talking of arrogant pricks in the media - has anyone read Joe Lovejoy's assessment of the forthcoming season in the Sunday Times? What a prick.
Sunday Times: Aston Villa
2006-7 record: League 11th FA Cup 3rd round Carling Cup 4th round
Manager: Martin O'Neill
Chop rating: 1/5 Canny as ever, Martin O'Neill's dampening down of the enthusiasm generated by Villa's excellent start last season served him well when the inevitable slump came along as Christmas approached. An improvement on 11th is essential, not least as Doug Ellis's departure means O'Neill has lost a wonderful lightning conductor
New faces Much depends on which Nigel Reo-Coker Villa have signed from West Ham, the midfield dynamo of 2005-6 or last season's pale imitation. Harry Forrester has not left school and Marlon Harewood's goalscoring record at the highest level hardly inspires confidence
Player to watch Understandably, O'Neill was concerned that Gabriel Agbonlahor's first full season would end in burnout. Instead, it finished with him being declared Villa's young player of the year and on the fringes of a full international call-up. Both scores and makes goals, and is blessed with breathtaking pace
In an ideal world Ashley Young wakes up, Norway striker John Carew builds on last season's steel-jawed menace in attack and, by May, they don't regret giving two of their better players to Fulham
In the real world The defence still looks a little cumbersome for the challenge posed by the Premier League's leading strikers, but if the correct Reo-Coker has headed up the M6 to Birmingham, he will inject midfield steel and Carew looks as hungry for goals as he ever was. The cups might offer all sorts of salvation
Squad analysis Goalkeepers Thomas Sorensen, Stuart Taylor Defenders Wilfred Bouma, Gary Cahill, Mark Delaney, Martin Laursen, Olof Mellberg, Stephen O'Halloran, Isaiah Osbourne Midfielders Gareth Barry, Patrik Berger, Craig Gardner, Shaun Maloney, Stilian Petrov, Nigel Reo-Coker Forwards Gabriel Agbonlahor, John Carew, Marlon Harewood, Luke Moore, Ashley Young Players in Nigel Reo-Coker (West Ham, £8.5m), Marlon Harewood (West Ham, £4m) Players out Steven Davis (Fulham, £4m), Aaron Hughes (Fulham, £1m), Gavin McCann (Bolton, £1m), Juan Pablo Angel (New York Red Bulls, free), Stephen Henderson (Bristol City, free), Robert Olejnik (Falkirk, free), Jlloyd Samuel (Bolton, free), Lee Hendrie (Sheffield United, free), Chris Sutton (retired), Eric Djemba-Djemba (released), Liam Ridgewell (Birmingham, £2m)
If they were a pop star they would be... Chrissie Hynde Everybody knows who they are, nobody really cares any more
Joe Lovejoy's prediction 10th Faded after that bright start under O'Neill. Scoring was the problem, and the arrival of Harewood should help Title odds 250-1
What a twat.