Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[Mister E]

Bastard. I edged the lawn with a pair of scissors today in the hope that it would take longer. Afterwards I looked at my watch and realised only four minutes had passed

Bah! You'd better get a gaff with a larger lawn ... I'd be worried if I was you.

[ROBBO]

No they didn't. And thankfully, it isn't. And who told you I choose to live here? Mebbes I lost my passport twenty years ago and can't get out.

Or were you deported from Birmingham as an undesirable?

[Bad English]

Shit. Robbo has rumbled me.

[ROBBO]

You did well, they only sent you across a small channel look where they bloody sent me.

[peter w]

Is this thinly-disguised off-topic bullshit thread still going? Well I never!

I thought it was the perfect thread for the thinly-disguised off-topic bullshit poster?

[Bowers]

No they didn't. And thankfully, it isn't. And who told you I choose to live here? Mebbes I lost my passport twenty years ago and can't get out.

I doubt that is the case.  Every man and his dog can get into the UK without a passport these days.

[peter w]

No they didn't. And thankfully, it isn't. And who told you I choose to live here? Mebbes I lost my passport twenty years ago and can't get out.

I doubt that is the case.  Every man and his dog can get into the UK without a passport these days.

Especially those feckin' Irish.

[ROBBO]

Yes and who taught them to play golf eh.

[peter w]

The asylum seekers?

[cb]

Yes and who taught them to play golf eh.

Ah yes there's nothing quite like playing a traditionally British sport and then beating them at it!!! :smt002

[peter w]

Its Scottish, not British. We only take credit for the good ones.

[Bad English]

Is this thinly-disguised off-topic bullshit thread still going? Well I never!

I thought it was the perfect thread for the thinly-disguised off-topic bullshit poster?

Quite. I had noticed you were a big contributor to this thread.

[peter w]

Is this thinly-disguised off-topic bullshit thread still going? Well I never!

I thought it was the perfect thread for the thinly-disguised off-topic bullshit poster?

Quite. I had noticed you were a big contributor to this thread.

And the prize for the most expected reply goes to...

[Bad English]

Oooh, I think I got him with that one!

[peter w]

shaddap. (frowning emoticon)