Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[martin@ardenley]

Does this mean I can have a 3 month refund on my Muppet donation?

What donation ?  :lol:

[peter w]

Martin's back!!!!

This is like that episode of Blake's 7 when Blake returned. Welcome back founding Worry Father. Your presence enlighten us and gladdens our hearts.

All hail the Worry Thread. All hail Our Father Which Art in Cyberland. Hallowed be thy name (not with Ian B though). Thy kingdom crashed but thy worrying will be done. In the real world as it is in cyberland. Give us this day, our daily worry. And forgive us our topic passes, as we forgive those who use this thread against us. Lead us not into non-worry temptation but deliver us from believing everything is hunky-dorey.

(Bow's and exits stage left).

[JD]

Martin's back!!!!

This is like that episode of Blake's 7 when Blake returned. Welcome back founding Worry Father. Your presence enlighten us and gladdens our hearts.

All hail the Worry Thread. All hail Our Father Which Art in Cyberland. Hallowed be thy name (not with Ian B though). Thy kingdom crashed but thy worrying will be done. In the real world as it is in cyberland. Give us this day, our daily worry. And forgive us our topic passes, as we forgive those who use this thread against us. Lead us not into non-worry temptation but deliver us from believing everything is hunky-dorey.

(Bow's and exits stage left).

Superb Peter. You obviously have a lot of time on your hands.  :-

[D.boy]

8-[  =D>

[ROBBO]

So your not becoming a Muslim then.

[peter w]

Dear God no.

Even though the missus - a muslim- wants a Muslim ceremony when we tie the knot. Its a quandary as it makes me a Muslim in the eyes of God en ting, but flies in the face of what I believe in.

[Legion]

Are you going to comply with her wishes, put your foot down or come to a compromise?

[peter w]

Ain't that the truth.

[pendinevilla]

And they can remeber it for any amount of time to reuse in an argument maybe 15 or 20 years later.

[richie in gran canaria]

i ended up married because of a drunken slip of the tongue, to this day i maintain i asked her to carry me............

[SteveN]

"You're not listening to me are you?"



Yes babe, of course I am!  :^o

It's taken me nearly 25 years of married life to crack this. When the good Mrs N is going on about trivia like the mortgage is unpaid, no food on the table, I think your son's on drugs whilst I'm deep in thought on things that matter, 4-4-2 or 4-4-3, Gabby or Luke etc. I find "Absolutely" covers most things said that demand a response without dropping me in it.

[OCD]

"You're not listening to me are you?"



Yes babe, of course I am!  :^o

It's taken me nearly 25 years of married life to crack this. When the good Mrs N is going on about trivia like the mortgage is unpaid, no food on the table, I think your son's on drugs whilst I'm deep in thought on things that matter, 4-4-2 or 4-4-3, Gabby or Luke etc. I find "Absolutely" covers most things said that demand a response without dropping me in it.

I'll have to remember that one.

[peter w]

'You don't love me like you used to'....Eh? What sort of mad bitch question is that? Usually a cuddle suffices but you know it will rear its ugly head again until I get married.

'You love Villa more than me' - well I don't, but they can get me more angry than she can. So, she just only sees the bad side.

'Are we going stale'? - we only got engaged at the start of the month! Again, its Womanese for when are getting married?

'I love my cat' - I want a baby.

'I love you' - will you make the bed?make a cup of tea? make breakfast? Drive to (fill the blank), feed the cat, hang up the pictures, put the batteries in the remote, go shopping, do the washing, make sure the washing  machine is fixed, get a cat flap, don't stay in the club too long because we're going out tonight, don't drink too much when we're out because I want a drink and you'll have to drive, put the heating/air conditioning on I'm tired, sratch my back, put your arms around me, don't put your arms around me because I can't fall asleep, why didn't you put your arms around me...

'Its Saturday you can watch what you want today' - you have a 5 minute window where I may not want to watch a film, Eastenders, or a programme about people getting their gardens done.

'I'm getting my hair done' - I need attention and plenty of it.

'Have you got any money' - Give me your bank card.

'I want sex'- I've thought of a million shitty things that I want you to do.

Ahh. Women.

[peter w]

No, its the local club for Brits only. There's a nightclub at the Marriott. Plenty of 'underground' places that the locals go to. There are more drinking places in Lahore and Karachi.

[peter w]

We do get a bit like that...