Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[bailey]

Don't worry  about the HP Stadium Brian, Villa is no longer capable of attaching its name to an up-market brand name like HP, worry instead about watching your football at the 'Loan Shark Home Owner Loan' Stadium or the 'Iffycasino.com' Stadium.

[bailey]

I'm worried now that I may have taken away someone's worry.

[MysticRaven]

You can have mine too if you like..Im sick of being worried :-s

[dave.woodhall]

You can have mine as well if you want.

Easy terms arranged.

[bailey]

Dave, when you say 'easy terms arranged', does that mean that my own worry is at risk if I take on your worries using my own worry as security?

[peter w]

No, no. That's the beauty. Your worry becomes doubled overnight. In an inflated Villa worry market, you can happily invest in other peoples worry and reap the dividends. You may not be able to shift it any time soon though, so its a bit like Lee Bank.

[From the Doug Out]

OK, so I'm interested, do you offer a free calculator or digital clock if I take on the extra worry?

[ROBBO]

That's much better.

[From the Doug Out]

ROBBO, your posts smacks of someone who is no longer worried, I'm worried about it.

[brian green]

You can't take Valium or Librium or Prozac with alcohol.   I am too worried to give up the drink so it is time for some lateral thinking.   I am sure arabs have Worry Beads which they fiddle with in their pockets at meetings.   At least that is what they said they were fiddling with.   The political scene being what it is I very much doubt if you can lay hands on arab products but I have got an old rosary somewhere.   Do you think it would work in the same way?   You probably need a converter kit like when you connect a mains gas stove to bottled gas.   How does EBay work?

[From the Doug Out]

Just count your blessings one by one. Remember all the thrills from last season's games, no worries.

[peter w]

just read that last post, and in the time it took me to click on reply, and to start typing, I had. All of 'em. If we have less next season...oh God. I've started thinknig about Villa again. I was having ever such a good few weeks. Tut.

[From the Doug Out]

Now here's a real worry. When 'that' goal went in I shouted 'yes' so loud I really hurt my throat, I am worried that since the Chairman has promised us that last season was a 'one off' and that we are as financially sound as everyone except, perhaps, Chelsea, that I may do permanent damage to my vocal cords next season.

[brian green]

That is a real Freudian slip From The Doug Out.  The cords we will be straining will be tied around our throats and secured to the landing balustrade.   See The Shawshank Redemption.

[Bad English]

Oh, and here's me thinking you were on about brown trousers again Brian.  #-o