Fans Worried Over Villa Future

[VillaZogmariner]

I'm up to page 85.

[TheSandman]

Ha!

261.

[Ger Regan]

I just LOVE how he was constantly looking for "satisfaction". Pistols at dawn anyone?

[JD]

Who? Mick Jagger?

[Ger Regan]

Who? Mick Jagger?

Come now, don't wipe laughing gravy / herr mooney completely from your memory!

[TheSandman]

I don't have much of this thread left to read so should be finished by later today. I'm worried I'll have nothing to do upon this event.

[dave.woodhall]

By the way, what is the record for the longest thread? I know the Bartons hit page 374, but can anyone give a definitive answer? Oh, and all those that hounded that poor landlord chap out of a job,home, and a happy life, is it a better pub now?

And to think we are nearly at that page number now!

                                                        Yes.

[TheSandman]

I agree with OCD that Gabby and Carew are not prolific enough at the moment. We've also lost goals as our rivals have rumbled our ability to score from set pieces (thanks in no small part to the fact that every newspaper in the land has been trumpeting it). The goals have just stopped. Now with Young regularly being marked out of games we have absolutely no threat.

We have three consecutive games that should be bankers but they're not. I can't see where our goals against Bolton are going to come from unless Jloyd gives us a helping hand, thigh or head. Their defence is having a bad time of it yet I can't see how we're going to capitalise on this flaw. The Trotters defence has been unlucky more than bad if you ask me.

Then there's the game against Blues in two weeks. Zarate is a class above their usual dross. He may pose us problems in the game. Luckily I have more faith in their defences sheer ineptitude than his skill so I still preserve hope for the game.

Who is this clown?

He got that wrong.

[OCD]

At least you agreed with me on something for a change Sandman.

[TheSandman]

There's a first time for everything I guess.

That's me done all 373 pages and as such I now understand the very essence of this thread's pitch black soul.

[Legion]

A synopsis is required.

[TheSandman]

It all began five years ago with a mysterious organisation called VFC who much like the KGB are of unknown size and could be anywhere they were worried. There was much discussion of this organisation and their ends into which emerged a young chap or indeed old man called Laughing Gravity or Mooney who one must assume means he was member of the Mad Moonie cult ell that was what I assumed. He went mad and insinuated the mods were all part of a Jewish/Gay mafia who were out to get him (This fifty page section is perhaps recommended reading).

However, Mooney came and went and talk moved onto our erstwhile manager and our erstwhile chairman as the Villa plugged their way to the end of the season. Among this a hardcore of Southern Hemisphereites called the nightcrawlers and led by peter w attempted to keep this thread from daylight dandies who stole every milestone whilst the Southern Hemisphereites. Around this time Doug and Pugnose departed Aston and worry dissipated unless you were peter w, JD or Robbo and talk moved onto cricket, handbags and IanB's virtual stag do.

That said at periodical points the randomness was disturbed by genuine worriers who were concerned by the Villa's annual slump and our transfer window inactivity. That's about it.

Oh I forgot about Shaun Udal and MysticRaven...

[Legion]

Not bad at all.

[peter w]

Shaun Udal! Forgot about him. Very funny. did I mention my missus calling Ashley Giles Ashley Judd? Not sure he liked it.

[ROBBO]

Mystic Raven i remember her/him very well, a tease of majestic proportions
promised to post a photo but disappeared as fast as she/him came. The depression on this thread really gave me a lift at times.